Saturday, February 11, 2006

Close...

I took a "What kind of gay are you?" quiz. Note that I scored a ZERO on "Straight," but I guess that makes me a big ole cuddly bear... (awwww).

Take the quiz yourself here.

7 comments:

Miladysa said...

I guess this excludes me then.

Miladysa said...

I did it anyway, that's my nature!

Surprise Surprise! I am the 'all round cute gay guy'. Just wait until I tell Sir H! Perhaps not :)

Evil Gay Lawyer said...

THIS TEST IS A SHAM!! I'm not 10% straight. I'm not even .0000000001% straight (unless you count all those years in which I was a closeted homo and the unfortunate sex with girls that occurred). And I certainly was not 10% straight two nights ago when I was having sex with that boy. I think the test was made up by a straight guy. I would spit on this test but I don't feel like cleaning my computer screen!

Chris said...

EGL... You slept with a girl? EWWWWWWWW!

The boy you were with the other night: did you top? Some might say that's "playing straight." (but not me, I'd never say that).

Oh... and congrats on getting laid. Good for you. I'm not jealous at all... [mumble mumble mumble...]

Oh, Miladysa... you're adorable no matter if you're a straight woman or a gay man. Does that make any sense? It doesn't, does it?

Brian... S&M? Call me, okay?

Evil Gay Lawyer said...

Whether I topped or bottomed (or possibly both!?!?!) is between me the boy and the FBI. For what its worth, I don't think I would have been considered straight (if two boys working over each others wieners and booties is ever considered "straight")...at least not the whole night.

That being said, I must say I'm mortified that you would bring attention to my sex life here in the comments on your blog! I certainly never discuss these matters on my blog as they are very private.

But, if I were to post such things on my blog, the lack of details about that night might be owed to the fact that the boy just might have been one of my friend's ex's...but I would never admit it if that was true and will vehemently deny such (truthful) rumors should such action need to be taken!

Chris said...

EGL: I live vicariously through others--if you're gettin' some, I wanna know about it. Even the tiny tidbits that you share are enjoyable (but explicit details would be quite lovely. Please, share with the group. We're listening...)

Evil Gay Lawyer said...

Sorry Chris sweetie, a lady never reveals her secrets! And trust me, if your imagination is as vast and hilarious as your writing, I had a much more exciting time there than I did in reality!