tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30373632024-03-13T08:11:06.123-07:00Slap & TickleBecause life stings... and that makes me laugh.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.comBlogger843125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-28823366503638840482010-11-16T08:15:00.001-08:002010-11-16T08:15:52.485-08:00Oh, To Have This Kind of TalentChrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-74688474063743085802010-11-11T09:29:00.000-08:002010-11-11T09:32:50.686-08:00Happy Veteran's Day!Go out there and thank a soldier! I want to thank this guy... I want thank him SO friggin' much...Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-75731807245640117802010-10-21T15:39:00.000-07:002010-10-21T15:41:49.678-07:00RIP: Bob Guccione and Penthouse MagazineWhile Christine “Don’t Masturbate” O’Donnell is running for the Senate—and shockingly has a chance to win—one of the great Spank Banker providers of the last 40 years has passed. I’m speaking of the inimitable Bob Guccione.Guccione founded Penthouse in 1965 to compete with the upscale Playboy magazine. Penthouse was crass—he was the first to show pubic hairChrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-1562950765135655012010-06-01T15:11:00.000-07:002010-06-01T15:15:02.757-07:00Things You Can't Post on Facebook...I probably could, but I have some friends that might be offended. S&T has been offending people since its inception, so let's continue the journey...Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-30272505911943502702010-01-08T11:46:00.000-08:002010-01-08T11:51:50.540-08:00Assignment: MayhemGiving words with no meaning, meaning.Recently, on Facebook a friend was discussing that someone had farted on a plane. As the conversation thread continued, several guys chimed in saying when they had to “beef” or “honk” or “tune it” they went away from people. Still farther into the thread a woman had to ask what those terms meant. Unlike any of the guys who’d never heard Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-78053427946877196492009-11-11T12:17:00.001-08:002009-11-11T12:18:18.225-08:00Last Veteran's Day PostNSFW-but I think all the vets should love this:Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-46866425867651973952009-11-11T09:51:00.000-08:002009-11-11T09:52:44.320-08:00Happy Veteran's Day!To every soldier who fought for this nation, THANK YOU!Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-72966098688959606172009-10-26T13:35:00.000-07:002009-10-26T14:55:30.807-07:00Facebook Help = Welcome to HellSo, I've been locked out of Facebook for a day now. No access to my account, friends, etc. I have no idea what's going on. Every time I enter my password, I get a "site maintenance" notification. Really? Facebook maintains their site? Really...? Really...? It runs like shit and every time they make an 'improvement' the site runs even slower than before. I should Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-68160978839095430952009-10-09T20:00:00.000-07:002009-10-09T20:06:09.511-07:00In Defense of Roman PolanskiRoman Polanski is world renown director responsible for such classics as Rosemary’s Baby, Chinatown and The Pianist. He also raped a 13 year-old girl by getting her drunk and sodomizing her.His talent is unquestionable. Actors, directors, writers from around the world have praised his amazing body of work. He’s been nominated for four Academy Awards, winning for Best Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-47071491630596108372009-10-09T14:13:00.001-07:002009-10-09T14:15:06.981-07:00Movin' Movin' Movin'Spank Bank has moved to its very own blog? Couldn't you just plotz?! Click on over to The Spank Bank Blog (bring a towel). Safe for the Ladies as well as the Gays!Set your favorites to http://spankerific.blogspot.com/Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-33408569194553232592009-09-25T05:13:00.000-07:002009-09-25T05:13:00.172-07:00Spank Bank Friday: Ben CohenBen Cohen is a rugby player for the Sale Sharks--but best known for his decade with Northampton Saints--he's adorable, sexy, (sadly) straight, and very gay-friendly. He knows he's got gay fans and seems to court them. What's sexier than a straight guy who's extremely confident in his sexuality? Nothing. Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-74972083365175456802009-09-18T10:15:00.000-07:002009-09-18T10:30:16.189-07:00Spank Bank Friday: Pat TomasuloPat is a sportscaster on WGN Chicago and was recently a guest host for a day on Live with Regis and Kelly. He has a segment on WGN called "The Pat Down" where he riffs on everyday things like cab drivers, street performers and guys who run shirtless. Good sense of humor and freakin' adorable. Give your "l'il Pat" a Pat...I suspect he's gay... with no evidence at allChrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-25067947148304526102009-09-11T15:07:00.000-07:002009-09-11T15:08:33.740-07:00We RememberEight Years On... Time goes by so fast.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-23155594576500285622009-09-11T05:09:00.000-07:002009-09-11T05:09:00.210-07:00Spank Bank Friday: Taylor LautnerA little young for my taste... but still pretty damn hot. Thank you, Bruce Webber and Teen Vogue.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-63320238219413485102009-09-04T05:29:00.000-07:002009-09-04T05:29:00.553-07:00Spank Bank Friday: Trevor DonovanI'm off to Vegas for a few days... I wonder if Trevor will be there? If he is, he'd better be shirtless!Have a great Labor Day everyone!Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-3274619462585243602009-09-01T14:48:00.000-07:002009-09-01T14:49:02.898-07:00Stay Classy, KidSomeone's gone through all his money from music and movies...Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-73632438162819785172009-08-14T11:39:00.000-07:002009-08-14T11:44:17.578-07:00A Very Dapper Spank Bank FridayMeet Marco Dapper... I know nothing about him except he's lovely. Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-52385339777839241952009-08-07T13:07:00.000-07:002009-08-07T13:08:59.600-07:00McSteamy Spank Bank FridaySorry for the lack of posts... busy. Enjoy a little McSteamy on this lovely summer day...Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-36604457665428586662009-07-24T05:24:00.000-07:002009-07-24T05:24:00.698-07:00Spank Bank FridayChanning Tatum, Part IIFor your spanking pleasure, the return of lovely, lovely Channing...Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-61747022092728929812009-07-22T15:26:00.000-07:002009-07-22T15:28:05.268-07:00Storm LargeVacation begins… enjoy some crazy-delicious tunes. NSFW if you don't have headphones or an office. (language)Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-6190076587982233852009-07-17T07:52:00.000-07:002009-08-20T11:24:19.708-07:00Spank Bank FridayMeet Evan Monaco. I'm a fan of his on Facebook. I'm not sure who he is, other than a very pretty man... If anyone is looking for a birthday present for me--Evan would be it.[Photos Removed by Request] Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-40680396754091793362009-07-16T10:55:00.000-07:002009-07-16T10:59:57.685-07:00So Can't Wait for This!Julie & Julia opens on August 7 and I can't wait. Only 5' 6" Meryl Streep could play 6'2" Julia Child. Fantastic.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-55804660087930114872009-07-10T05:42:00.000-07:002009-07-10T05:42:00.963-07:00Spank Bank FridayI must admit to loving a bearded man... it's taken me forever to grow my puny goatee, so seeing a thick or full beard on a man makes me very happy.I found the below gentlemen at All About Beards, where one can learn how to grow a better beard, check out styles, and get tips. Did I mention they have a smokin' hot gallery, too? "yes, please." While the guy below isn't bearded, thisChrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-13879242193851745322009-07-09T08:51:00.000-07:002009-07-09T08:52:58.161-07:00Peggle Review(Hysterical!)Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-24087347378233454092009-07-04T08:51:00.000-07:002009-07-04T08:51:00.853-07:00Happy Fourth of JulyCelebrate any way you know how... and if you look like any of these guys, do it shirtless--we'll all thank you. Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com2