tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30373632011-09-21T16:04:45.044-07:00Because life stings... and that makes me laugh.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.comBlogger8431100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-28823366503638840482010-11-16T08:15:00.001-08:002010-11-16T08:15:52.485-08:00

Oh, To Have This Kind of Talent

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Happy Veteran's Day!Go out there and thank a soldier! I want to thank this guy... I want thank him SO friggin' much...

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RIP: Bob Guccione and Penthouse MagazineWhile Christine “Don’t Masturbate” O’Donnell is running for the Senate—and shockingly has a chance to win—one of the great Spank Banker providers of the last 40 years has passed. I’m speaking of the inimitable Bob Guccione.Guccione founded Penthouse in 1965 to compete with the upscale Playboy magazine. Penthouse was crass—he was the first to show pubic hair

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Things You Can't Post on Facebook...I probably could, but I have some friends that might be offended. S&T has been offending people since its inception, so let's continue the journey...

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Assignment: MayhemGiving words with no meaning, meaning.Recently, on Facebook a friend was discussing that someone had farted on a plane. As the conversation thread continued, several guys chimed in saying when they had to “beef” or “honk” or “tune it” they went away from people. Still farther into the thread a woman had to ask what those terms meant. Unlike any of the guys who’d never heard

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Last Veteran's Day PostNSFW-but I think all the vets should love this:

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Happy Veteran's Day!To every soldier who fought for this nation, THANK YOU!

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Facebook Help = Welcome to HellSo, I've been locked out of Facebook for a day now. No access to my account, friends, etc. I have no idea what's going on. Every time I enter my password, I get a "site maintenance" notification. Really? Facebook maintains their site? Really...? Really...? It runs like shit and every time they make an 'improvement' the site runs even slower than before. I should

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In Defense of Roman PolanskiRoman Polanski is world renown director responsible for such classics as Rosemary’s Baby, Chinatown and The Pianist. He also raped a 13 year-old girl by getting her drunk and sodomizing her.His talent is unquestionable. Actors, directors, writers from around the world have praised his amazing body of work. He’s been nominated for four Academy Awards, winning for Best

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Movin' Movin' Movin'Spank Bank has moved to its very own blog? Couldn't you just plotz?! Click on over to The Spank Bank Blog (bring a towel). Safe for the Ladies as well as the Gays!Set your favorites to http://spankerific.blogspot.com/

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Spank Bank Friday: Ben CohenBen Cohen is a rugby player for the Sale Sharks--but best known for his decade with Northampton Saints--he's adorable, sexy, (sadly) straight, and very gay-friendly. He knows he's got gay fans and seems to court them. What's sexier than a straight guy who's extremely confident in his sexuality? Nothing.

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Spank Bank Friday: Pat TomasuloPat is a sportscaster on WGN Chicago and was recently a guest host for a day on Live with Regis and Kelly. He has a segment on WGN called "The Pat Down" where he riffs on everyday things like cab drivers, street performers and guys who run shirtless. Good sense of humor and freakin' adorable. Give your "l'il Pat" a Pat...I suspect he's gay... with no evidence at all

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We RememberEight Years On... Time goes by so fast.

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Spank Bank Friday: Taylor LautnerA little young for my taste... but still pretty damn hot. Thank you, Bruce Webber and Teen Vogue.

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Spank Bank Friday: Trevor DonovanI'm off to Vegas for a few days... I wonder if Trevor will be there? If he is, he'd better be shirtless!Have a great Labor Day everyone!

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Stay Classy, KidSomeone's gone through all his money from music and movies...

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A Very Dapper Spank Bank FridayMeet Marco Dapper... I know nothing about him except he's lovely.

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McSteamy Spank Bank FridaySorry for the lack of posts... busy. Enjoy a little McSteamy on this lovely summer day...

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Spank Bank FridayChanning Tatum, Part IIFor your spanking pleasure, the return of lovely, lovely Channing...

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Storm LargeVacation begins… enjoy some crazy-delicious tunes. NSFW if you don't have headphones or an office. (language)

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Spank Bank FridayMeet Evan Monaco. I'm a fan of his on Facebook. I'm not sure who he is, other than a very pretty man... If anyone is looking for a birthday present for me--Evan would be it.[Photos Removed by Request]

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So Can't Wait for This!Julie & Julia opens on August 7 and I can't wait. Only 5' 6" Meryl Streep could play 6'2" Julia Child. Fantastic.

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Spank Bank FridayI must admit to loving a bearded man... it's taken me forever to grow my puny goatee, so seeing a thick or full beard on a man makes me very happy.I found the below gentlemen at All About Beards, where one can learn how to grow a better beard, check out styles, and get tips. Did I mention they have a smokin' hot gallery, too? "yes, please." While the guy below isn't bearded, this

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Peggle Review(Hysterical!)

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Happy Fourth of JulyCelebrate any way you know how... and if you look like any of these guys, do it shirtless--we'll all thank you.

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Spank Bank Friday: OutsideI'm off for the weekend, so have a safe and happy Fourth of July weekend! Get outside and enjoy the sun (just like these guys).

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“I’m an Actor…”“Really…? That’s great! Would I have seen you in anything?”“Commercials mostly…”“National?”“Yeah… well, one.”“Wow! Which one?”“Uh…”I particularly like how he drops the ten tubs and then acts like it's some crazy drama you'd have to do every time you wanted to wipe your ass...Stay classy, kids!

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Brüno Ist ComingBrüno is going to be great—Sacha Baron Cohen is hysterical. How he does this without ever breaking character is beyond me.Bruno Conan O'Brien Interviewby yardie4lifever2I must say, Conan did an excellent job setting this up and—for the most part—playing the straight man (heh... both literally and figuratively).

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Human NatureAnd it cuts like a knifeShe's out of my lifeI found out this week that an old friend who I had not seen in years had committed suicide. I was surprised at the sense of loss that I felt for someone I knew only through other friends and I’d not seen in several years. She had a great husband, a beautiful daughter and a thriving business. I wondered how her family could recover from

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Spank Bank FridayMeet Benny Feilhaber, US Soccer Team player, with the most stunninly beautiful eyes. I happened upon him while watching the US Soccer Team beat the number 1 ranked Spain. click for a LARGE pic

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Ed McMahon: First Rate Second BananaEd McMahon passed away at the age of 86 [obit]—he had been ill as of late. It’s another bit of my childhood that’s gone away. His infamous “Now he-------re’s Johnny!” takes me back to when I would covertly stay up late to watch The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. I would try SO hard not to laugh out loud and alert my parents to my presence. Rest in Peace,

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Mama, Don't Take My Kodachrome AwayKodak announced it is killing off Kodachrome color film, which I thought had already been done by digital film a while back.As much as I love digital pictures, there is something magical about the color film process that I think we're going to lose. Sure, the digital pictures are flawless--or can be made so with Photoshop--it's the imperfections that sometimes

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Fast-Talking FunnyBelow is a commentary on video games by Yahtzee, "a British-born, currently Australian-based writer and gamer with a sweet hat and a chip on his shoulder. When he isn't talking very fast into a headset mic he also designs freeware adventure games and writes the back page column for PC Gamer." All I know is that he's damn funny--even though I can't understand half of what he's

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What the Hut?Pizza Hut has had declining sales of late--gee, who hasn't?--and, in order to beef up sales have decided to 'rebrand' themselves as The Hut. No shit. They took the best part of their name and dropped it for the worst part of their name. The Hut. What the fuck is wrong with people nowadays? I only ate at Pizza Hut on two occasions in my almost 45 years... wanna know why? Their

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Long Life, Short ReignMeet British World War I veteran Henry Allingham, 113, now the World's Oldest Living Man. The previous record holder, Tomoji Tanabe of Japan, died this week... he was also 113. If the title comes with any coupons or prizes, he'd better claim them quickly... tick... tick... tick...

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Spank Bank Friday This is Kerry Degman. Pretty amazing, right? Right!

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The Revolution Will Not be Televised......it will be Twittered. Twitter announced that it was rescheduling it's preplanned maintenance so as to assist (or not hinder) the ongoing protests in Iran. Twitter has been essential in the communication with the dissadents and the planning of protest rallies. We live in very interesting times, don't we?

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The Day the Music StoppedSeventy years ago today, Jazz and Swing great William Henry “Chick” Webb died.  Only 30 years old, he was the first “King of Swing” band leader.  He introduced the world to Ella Fitzgerald.  Ella continued the band until her solo career in 1942. You may never have heard of Chick, but you have felt his impact.

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Video Spank Bank FridaySchool’s out and it’s time to enjoy summer. In particular, guys in tiny swimsuits (can we pass a law banning board shorts, please? Especially, if you’ve got a rockin’ bod.)This bit of summer relief is Kerry Degman, a Southern boy who makes my pants get tight.Enjoy.

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Get Your Springfield On!Dean is a clever fellow and the owner of the blog Springfield Punx. He creates Simpson-esque characters from TV, movies, comics, etc. The above pic is an example of his work. I highly encourage you to check it out, it's a lot of fun.

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Monday MemoriesHow many hours in the late 80's/early 90's did I waste playing this game? I used to think that it would be harder for the graphics to get any better.

Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16342770416814418199noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3037363.post-42973027775867858892009-06-05T05:11:00.000-07:002009-06-05T05:11:00.437-07:00

Spank Bank FridayWelcome to Spank Bank Friday! Not sure who this guy is, I know he's a model for TitanMen, but other than that, he's a mystery. And seriously hot. I had to crop a few of these pics... ...but let this one slide. Hey, with a smile like that, why look anywhere else?Masculine, thy name is... er, does it matter?

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Greatest Toy Ever Meets Greatest Architect EverI don’t know how I missed this story that Lego has a Lego Architecture division and will be creating sets based on Frank Lloyd Wright structures. Coming in August is Fallingwater—perhaps the most spectacular home in the world.The sets are smaller, but very inexpensive ($20 – $40 range)—especially when compared to their other products (Taj Mahal is

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Holy Freakin' Crap!Check this out! If it actually works, it will change video gaming forever....IF it works (it's Microsoft, so I'm sure they'll find a way to f*ck it up.

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Let’s Class this Place Up!I don’t post enough political commentary on S&T and I think it’s time to change that. I know this isn’t timely, but Sarah Palin continues to push for the Republican nomination in 2012, and I think we should get a look at how she could really handle foreign relations.Yep, folks… that’s about as classy as it gets around here. Huffington Post is that away, kids…

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SpoilerZI was reading Deus Ex Malcontent today and he was rehashing a post he made when the final Harry Potter came out and Chez gave away the ending. Actually, he didn’t give it away—he’s never even read the books. He just made up an ending and even said it was made up. However, rabid Potter fans bombarded him with comments threatening him. To his credit Chez said “I might've feared for my life

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Work BreakEmpire magazine--probably the best movie magazine out there--is celebrating it's 20th anniversary with a wonderful online game called "The Cryptic Canvas". The object is to find the FIFTY movie titles in the painting that have been released in the last 20 years.So far, I've managed to find a paltry 25. There goes any hope for productivity from me for the week...UPDATE: I did it! Holy

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It Takes Only One… Let’s get this party started!  We’ve got a long week ahead and on Monday, you need something to make you smile. Yeah, this guy looks like a tool. Is he stoned? Just a freak? Who knows?  But watch what starts to happen around 1:15… As with so many cool things, this was found at YesButNoButYes. 

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Get This Weekend StartedHere are some texts from Texts from Last Night to get you all in the mood for a wonderful weekend.(814): I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around(713): We need to get cat food(713): Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms(270): i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.(320): Good. You are like the clit

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Spank Bank FridayHis name is Sebastian Sam... I don't know anything else about him, other than he's beautiful. I feel a little guilty only posting one pic... so here's a little something: Bristol's baby's daddy, Levi Johnston. Douche-y? Yeah... Hot? Oh, yeah!

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"Everything's Better When Everyone's Gay"In the wake of the decision of the California Supreme Court--which I'm trying to figure out why everyone is shocked by this. The No on 8 people argued about as effectively as the campaign was.More Gay & Lesbian Videos At LogoOnline.com

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Tim Gunn, Comic Book Superhero!Tim Gunn of Parsons The New School for Design and television's Project Runway, has a new title to add to his resume: comic book superhero. According to The New York Times, Tim will appear in a four-part series, saving New York's Fashion Week. [LINK] But doesn't he do that every day?

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Obama & McCain Meeting...John McCain IV graduated from the Naval Academy this weekend... Is it just me, or is anyone else thinking this picture ends with a kiss? It's just me...

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Blog FindI stumbled across a really cool blog today called Freeze Dried Engineer, written by Nathan, who is working for 300 days in Antarctica along with 40 - 50 other people while "winterovering" at the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station while it is "closed" during the "winter" (seasons are opposite of the Northern Hemisphere).  His job relates to the construction of the research station and

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"Selfish..."The man in the above picture is Chen Fuchao, who had been standing on a bridge in China for five hours threatening to commit suicide... then 66 year-old Lai Jiansheng came by, shook his hand and pushed Fuchao off the bridge. Jiansheng called Fuchao "selfish". Jiansheng has a point. If Fuchao was going to do it, he would have done it. Not waited for an audience. He wanted people to see

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Waterboarding: “It is Absolutely Torture!”Conservative talk show host Mancow decided he could handle waterboarding because he does not think it’s torture. He lasted six seconds. Part I:WaterboardingView more news videos at: http://www.nbcwashington.com/video.Part II:He realizes it’s torture (and--hopefully--that he’s an idiot, as well.)View more news videos at

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I Know Who Ryan Reynolds IsI love when celebrities not only make fun of themselves, but totally go against type. Kudos to Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds and the FABulous Betty White for playing against type in such a hysterical manner.I love Sandra's "dress down" of Ryan: "No one knows who you are!"Sandra Bullock & Ryan Reynolds: Behind the Scenes of The Proposal from Betty White

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Spank Bank Friday: Salvation StyleIn honor of the piece of shit Terminator: Salvation opening today, I present the one bit of eye candy in the film: Sam Worthington. He's an Aussie—because everyone hot nowadays is an Aussie—but does a much better American accent than Christian Bale’s if-I-talk-real-low-and-gruff-I’ll-pass-as-an-American accent. The film also stars Christian Bale:Meanwhile...

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Terminator: Salvationaka “We’re Doomed” [Spoilers Ahead][if I can prevent just one person from seeing this shit, it will be worth it.]I saw Terminator: Salvation last night… the best part of this disaster was Christian Bale’s rant on the Cinematographer, which, sadly is not in the film.It is the future and humanity’s survival depends on “The Resistance”, which is made up of a collective group of

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“Worst Day of My Life!”American Idol finally ended last night, so I no longer have to hear about that crap any longer. I’m thinking the cover of Entertainment Weekly and People… then we won’t hear about this guy until he appears in US Magazine spread on “has-beens pulling tricks under the overpass for drug money.” Another bright spot is I don’t have to hear or see Ryan Secrest for another nine

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Yes We Can… As Long As You’re Not GayI found the above picture and the below Rachel Maddow clip on Towleroad. This just breaks my heart to think that qualified men and women who want to serve our country are being denied that right. Lt. Col. Victor Fehrenbach is being discharged two years shy of his retirement with full benefits, only because he is gay. Everyone in our government is discussing

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More Texts from Last NightI haven’t checked this site in a while… some new lovelies:(205): I only kidnapped one of them. Chill(303): am i morally bankrupt?(970): no. its just the recession(770): Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex(404): Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut(770): Fuck. Wron person. But yeaI’m surprised this isn’t from (303)(480): WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A

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Spank Bank FridayJason Stratham... Yes, please!

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“As fast as you can say ‘Bob’s your uncle…”The Always Lovely HazelI love infomercials. They are amazingly bad, yet addictive to watch. The items they sell are often substandard and last about as long as the infomercial.I have been sucked into just about everyone of them (Enzyte, being one major exception). They promise the world, but rarely deliver. The GT Xpress? Burns the outside while

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Oh. My. Gawd.Behold, the greatest film to ever come from the director of the worst films you never saw—such as Monster Island and America's Deadliest Home Video—comes (wait for it...) Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus!You don't believe me, do you? I wouldn't believe me. But, we have video... video so deliciously bad, so excruciatingly horrific, I feel I must share it with you. [Warning: the scenes

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Creepy Burger King AdBurger King is currently running campaign promoting Star Trek, which is both bizarre and creepy. Note the above picture... is that a wedgie, or is the Klingon King giving that dude his own special whopper? Who knew The King was that into BDSM?

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"Sounds like steam escaping..."RIP Dom DeLuiseDom DeLuise, who appeared in several of my all-time favorite movies (Blazing Saddles, The Twelve Chairs, The Muppet Movie, History of the World Part I, Cannonball Run [guilty pleasure]) as well as a voice in countless animated TV shows and films, passed away at the age of 75. He'll be missed.Since he was Burt Reynolds good friend--and I'm a shallow

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Places You Will Never Find Me #536The (not the) Sears Tower is planning on adding a glass bottom sky deck to the 103 story of the famous tower. Going out there would leave me with this conundrum: do I crap or pee in my pants?

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F'ing AWESOMEI found this great site through YesButNoButYes called texts from last night. Their tag-line is "Remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? We do." Brilliant. Silly. Stupid. Genius.A couple of favorites:Good:(310): dude i need help, im throwing up blood.(323): no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.(310): oh, so thats why my junks red.(

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RIP Bea ArthurFor those of you who don't know Bea Arthur from anything other than The Golden Girls, here's a little something to remind you that Bea was a much deserved Emmy and Tony award winner with impeccable comedic timing:

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Spank Bank FridayChanning Tatum. He's starring in a new movie this week called Fighting. From the looks of it, he will be shirtless throughout most of it. Needless to say, I'll be there watching.

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Sign, Sign a Song/Sign Out Loud/Sign Out StrongWho knew ASL could be so hip ‘n hot, with a beat you can dance to?

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Happy Earth Day! How are you celebrating? I'd like to think I celebrate the Earth every day by being a good citizen and keeping my carbon footprint low. I'm not and I don't, but I'd like to think so. In honor of Earth Day, I won't pass any gas today! um, any more gas... Wait. Okay... Um... Any more gas... starting... now. Wait a second... now. Crud. You know, having Mexican food last night

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“Teabagging” + “Dick Armey” = Comedy Gold!Another reason to love MSNBC (which I used to think of as a bunch of douchebags, but now I think they’ve got a pretty damn good sense of humor).

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Was it Something I said?There’s this cool new website called Omegle, which is Elgemo spelled backwards. Either way, it doesn’t mean crap—which is pretty much how this site works.They randomly select you with some random stranger to chat with. Don’t know who they are. Don’t really care. However, the conversations are short—everyone keeps disconnecting from me in mid-converstation.I’ve had three

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It's Comcastic!So I'm on Comcast today and I'm checking out the news... here's an article on the results of collision tests for small cars:Note the picture. No smashing cars or test dummies in site. That is a bed bug. One might think that bed bugs are infesting new cars. It's a picture about bed bugs being rampant in hotels, dorms, etc. across the country.Curious, I decided to read more about

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Brazilian Spank BankWhat is a Brazilian Spank Bank? Think of it less like a Brazilian wax, more like a full basket.

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Republicans Like to Teabag!If you didn't love Rachel Maddow before, you'll love her after this discussions about Republican Teabagging.Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

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For JillI saw this on Towleroad and couldn’t resist:

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What Storm?Sean Chapin’s* terrific response to the National Organization for Marriage video trying to scare the Christianists:This is beginning to blow up in NOM’s face—it’s now reported by the HRC that they auditioned actors, not real people, for their ad. They can never win on the truth, can they? Just keep perpetuating the lie and hope it catches does not honor God.And on an even brighter note

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Swapping JerseysAh, the exciting moment in a big rugby game, when players honor each other by swapping jerseys. The fine—and most probably gay—folks at Adidas want you to choose two players to exchange jerseys. After you choose, watch and enjoy, you can repeat the swap… in slow motion! Booya!Rugby is quickly becoming my favorite sport. These guys don’t mind being thought of as sex objects, in

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Thank You, Iowa! Okay, CA--let's get off our collective (and embarrassed) asses and do something about this.For those of you who have a religious issues with this, why not work on cleaning up your own messes before pointing fingers and throwing stones?(Is it just me, or is the guy in the picture really cute?)

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Best Movie Ever?After watching this trailer, I'm thinking, "quite possibly."

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Happy Birthday, Paul Rudd!Today is my imaginary celebrity boyfriend Paul Rudd's 40th birthday. Love. Him. He's everything I want to be... (or have in a boyfriend). That pixelation goes on for quite a while there, doesn't it? Not that I'm a size queen or anything... Because I love him, here's another pic: grrrr-owwwwwl!

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Spank Bank FridayToday, we’re going with a video… I’m sure none of the guys (the gay ones) will complain.Note when the assistant tries to tap out, he doesn’t let go. Yeah, you show him who's the boss…

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I Like Bananas, Too!This guy is pretty good, for a "straight" guy.He can protest all he wants, but I still think he’s a ho-MO-sexual…

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The Fools of April are Upon UsI've never been a fan of April Fool's jokes... they often tend to be mean-spirited (and I'm such a loving-giving type of guy). The internet has made it very easy to do great practical jokes. Some do it well, others not so much.Case in point: Whole Foods. They get it. They know who they are, what they represent and who their customers are. So they came up with the

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Best Bath EverBest Week Ever came up with a post 50 Animals Who Hate Baths. These are three of my favorites:

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Spank Bank BuddiesGuys, much like women, often hang out in pairs. Also like women, one is usually hotter than the other. The lesson for all of us? Unless you want to be "the less attractive one" always stand on your buddies right side...These guys look like douchebag assholes... but I'd still do them. (Good thing this guy is flipping of the camera, otherwise I might think he's gay... you know,

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Smart KidThis kid is pretty amazing... and makes a compelling point.

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One of Those DaysSome days it seems like everyone who comes into my office is there just to bug me...

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Spank Bank Friday: A-RodWith just over two weeks to Opening Day... here's some A-Rod action. Seriously... how is this guy NOT gay? Too goodlooking, very into the gym, VERY into Madonna, plays with his balls all the time (hey-yo!), and if that's not enough, does a spread for Details. Really? Details...? Really...? Really...

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Classic DListed put it perfectly. I couldn't stop laughing.

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Midweek (Spank) Banking...I'm paying some bills today (I'm sure it's a marketing ploy, but when the envelope arrives with a big red stamp on it--and a handwritten note saying "pay up now, deadbeat, or we break your legs", I feel I should send them a few dollars). Anywho... what were we talking about?Ah, banking! Yes, well, like the rest of the world (sans those asswipes at AIG) my bank account

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Happy St. Patrick’s DaySpecial thanks to Pammy for sending this to me!If you want to check out a fantastic way to celebrate St. Paddy's Day, check out Tales of the Sissy--booya!

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Eddie (Still) Would GoIt's been 31 years since Eddie Aikau died... they're still talking about him. I've posted about him previously.

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All This to Meet Tyra Banks?Certified NUTZ:

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Spanking Nick YoungquestSpank Bank Friday presents: Nick Youngquest. Yet another rugby player... I love this game (well, the players...) Nick: BT (before tattoo)

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Been There, Bought ThatSony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

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Truth (in Advertising)Simple, elegant message. Sure, it’s selling Coca Cola—but it’s deliciousCoca Cola—however, the message is more important: tough times only make us stronger—enjoy your life, as those are the times you remember most.For those of you who are dead inside, don’t bother watching. For those of you with a heart… grab a Kleenex!

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