Spank Bank Friday

Mmmm... cowboys...

"The Only Legal Way to Cancel-Out Your Neighbors Vote"

Fun with Bigots

RIP: Estelle Reiner

I’m totally stealing this from D-Listed.



Estelle Reiner, mother of Rob and husband of Carl, has passed away at the age of 94. Talk about a long-happy life! She accomplished a lot in 94 years, including jazz singer, painter, married to a comic genius, mother to a wonderful director, and was immortalized into cinema history by dead-panning said, “I’ll have what she’s having”.

I never knew she was the inspiration for Laura Petrie, but that makes her all the more special. She may not have had a direct impact on us, but her presence was definitely felt. Thank you, Estelle.

Brilliant

Best. Wink. Ever.



Oh, and check out these classic shots of "Chemistry"!

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Eduardo Verástegui: Douche


Yeah, Eduardo Verástegui’s pretty, but he’s also pushing for Yes on Proposition 8. Well, he certainly is a pretty looking bigot isn’t he? You know, I think he deserves a Spank Bank for being so pretty—in fact, I’m not even going to bank him… I’m going to look into his eyes and say “I do.” That’s right, Eduardo, I’m gay-marrying you in my dreams! And you’ll like it. Take that, bigot.


I would also like to add that in our “marriage” he’s a power bottom who can’t get enough of taking it up the ass. I hear the homophobes have problem with being thought of as liking the back door action, so I’m going to piss him off as much as he pisses me off. Speaking of… Did I mention he’s a piss-pig, too? (Um… did I cross a line? Was that too much? Well, it’s not enough for him—he loves the Golden Shower!)


To all you gay boys out there, your mission is to imagine Eduardo shirtless and then I want you to J.O. to the picture. Yes, it will be a struggle, but you can combat this bigotry with the tools that God gave us as gay men: Sarcasm… no, wait I mean fashion first. No. Damn, it’s on the tip of my tongue… Oh, yes: our ability to fall for the worst guys in the world, which is exactly what that douche Eduardo Verástegui is: the worst.

For you straight guys out there, your mission is to imagine Eduardo shirtless, too… but he throws like a girl.

Thus endeth the rant…

Vote No on 8 and support love and oppose bigotry.

Sailing Along...


There’s a part of me that feels sorry for Beatrice Muller as her nine-year stay aboard the Queen Elizabeth 2 comes to an end, but to be on a nine-year vacation, one can hardly be pitied.

Her husband died in 1999 and Bea—as she is called—was urged by her two sons to continue travelling aboard the QE2. And that’s just what she’s done, by booking back-to-back trip for the last nine years.

Contrary to what you might think, she is not fabulously wealthy, but—according to Mrs. Muller—it is comparable to what a retirement home might cost: about $70,000 a year. With much better service than one could get at a retirement home!

She’s sailed thousands of miles and made probably as many friends, but her trip is about to come to an end. The ship ends her run this week and is being turned into a floating hotel for Palm Island in Dubai. And Mrs. Muller is going to be without a home.

Cheer up, dear. The Queen Victoria will be sailing from Civitavecchia, Italy next week and the Queen Mary 2 will be sailing out of Southampton in the middle of November. You can still sail the world in style.

Some interesting articles on Beatrice Muller can be found HERE, HERE, and HERE.

True (8 Years Later)



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Spank Bank Friday

Sorry for the lack of posts. I was on vacation and came back to a pile of work so big... ("How big was it?!") ...it was so big, I haven't had time to even think about SBF!

So, here are a couple favorite "Chesty McChesterson" photos... Did I mention I love me some hairy chests? I do, I do, I do!

Gage. Porn star... Love. Him.

Ooga-Booga

This explains a lot: John McCain is being hexed by Obama's relatives in Kenya... even FOX News is involved! There's something about figure eights around McCain... I couldn't make heads or tails because it was all so ridiculous. They come up with all kinds of reasons for losing. Their candidate isn't losing because he's run a poor campaign, no... it's because a hex has been put on him. Yeah, that makes sense.

They want you to pray for McCain to reverse the hex. Instead, pray for these guys that they get their heads out of their asses (after the election...).

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Check This Out



If you can't view it, go here.

Really?!

When Vice-Presidential nominee Sarah Palin isn't spreading lies about Barak Obama, she is running her mouth off about how John McCain is a man of honor. Too bad she isn't. The woman who constantly rails against "big government" seems to like it when "big government" foots the bill for travel for her kids.

Meanwhile, Obama took a double-digit lead over McCain. Wonder why...?

I hope she had fun on SNL last weekend, her 15 minutes are coming to an end (less than two weeks away).

Vote... and give.

And if that's not enough, "Joe Six-Pack/Hockey Mom" has got a $150,000 a month budget for clothes! Yeah, she's just a 'regular gal' like you and me... Glad I'm not giving to the RNC... talk about a waste of money.

Whatever McCain Says, He Means the Opposite

I think this is the way to understand McCain. He speaks in opposites. When he says he wants to be President, he means he doesn’t—seriously, look at his running mate! He can’t win with that mess and he knows it. He even calls her “qualified.” It all makes sense to me know…

I saw these on Towelroad and it totally proves my point:








VOTE, fuckers.

Give.

I Don't Fucking Believe This Shit

I got an email from my sister-in-law this morning regarding Proposition 8 in California, which is trying to define marriage as between a man and a woman, denying gay marriage in the state.

Here is her email:

Hey Chris have you seen the ads for yes on 8? Do you know the facts about this? Do you know if there are intentions to follow this all up with education in schools if the law is changed? Also did you hear about the "field trip" to the 1st grade teacher's wedding officiated by S.F. Mayor? What do you think about all that? I just don't think taxpayers money for schools should be put toward a field trip like this. There is so much curriculum for the schools to cover that there is not enuf time as it is! We need to raise our test scores!! Anyway .....I really do believe in No on 8 ....but I just don't feel I can trust what will happen after this if it passes!!! What is next on the agenda in your opinion?
waffling,
M.

"Waffling"? Seriously? This is a woman with an MBA from Santa Clara University. I thought she was smarter than this... well, she does was FOX "News". Here is my lengthy and tart reply (mind you, this is the severely tempered-down version. I removed a lot--but not all--of "fucks"):

Hold onto your hat, I’m going to rant…

The law the Yes on 8 people are trying to pass WILL DENY GAYS THE RIGHT TO MARRY. THAT’S IT. That’s the law they want to pass. Nothing more is written other than that. If that’s what you want, then fine. Fuck it. I don’t care anymore. If you are going to believe that bullshit, do what you want. I’m so tired of people making their decisions based on a “they’re coming to get you” scare-tactic commercial.

However, if this passes, I vow two things that I will push to my dying day: 1) I want churches taxed. If they have the money to push this shit, then they should pay taxes like everyone else. The Mormon Church has put several million dollars for TV commercials, if they’ve got that kind of money to spread lies around, then they can pay for libraries and fire departments. 2) I will push for the “defense of marriage” in the exact same way these people have pushed for the “defense of life”: absolutes, i.e. NO DIVORCE. If you choose to marry, you’re stuck with it. End of discussion. If these idiots feel stopping gays from marrying is the way to “defend the sanctity of marriage” great—but then I intend to push them to the outer fucking limits. Incidentally, NO ONE who sponsored the DOMA in Congress was on their first marriage. In fact, two of them were on their third. In fact, I believe Larry “Toe-Tapping in a Minneapolis Airport Bathroom for Sex” Craig was a sponsor of that bill. That’s fucking rich.

So, what’s the issue? Do you not want gays to have the right to marry, or is it that people might actually discuss it? Or are we back on that whole sanctity of marriage bullshit?

Let me ask you, where is the sanctity of marriage in getting married in your car? Or by an Elvis impersonator? Where is the sanctity of marriage that the Clark County Court House is open 24 hours on the weekend in case people suddenly get the urge to get married and need a wedding license? Where is the sanctity in marriage where 50% of them end in divorce? Where is the sanctity of marriage in Britney Spears 55 hour “oops” marriage? But two men or women that have been together for 55 years can be denied access to hospital visits from family members because they aren’t married. Jesus fucking Christ! This is the world you want—you can have it.

I thought Republicans were for LESS government involvement in our lives? You guys really need to get your shit together on that and quit flip-flopping around when it suits you.

As for the “field trip”—it was THEIR teacher getting married and they wanted to be a part of it. For the teacher, it was a surprise. The class didn't attend the actual ceremony, but waited outside on the steps of City Hall to congratulate their teacher. My God! They congratulated her? The horror, the absolute fucking horror! Next we might not be able to use “gay panic” as a defense for killing a gay man walking down the street. Oh, that’s right, it’s been used again and again and again…

One final question: when you got married did you have to ask everyone in the state if it was okay to marry the guy you loved?

Sorry to rant. but I’ve been dealing with this shit for the last 25 years and my patience is thin having to justify why I should be allowed to openly love the person I’m with, when straight people can get married and divorced on a whim. I’m not mad at you, but disappointed you are so easily swayed by a crappy campaign commercial.

--Chris

No on 8. Give what you can, we need to get the word out to those who don't fucking get it.

Is He Serious?

First, Sarah Palin continuously and blatantly lies in saying that she's cleared of any unethical wrong doing in the Troopergate case, now this from John McCain.



I always thought they were full of shit, but is everything they say a complete and utter lie?

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Ooh, Boy…

If you thought the doll peeing on daddy was bad, what ‘til you get a load of this:

Frakken Awesome!


Incredible BSG Raptor work on a PC to keep the Cylons out. More pics HERE.

Dozens...? Really...?



This is news? If it were hundreds, I could understand, but 30 people getting a deal on gas? Well, that just seems like you're rubbing the rest of the country's faces into it. Of course, the media is covering McCain's rallies and dozens of people are showing up for those as well...

I Really Should be Working...

...but I keep finding these wonderful things:

It’s “Hammer” Time

Matt Stairs, of the Philadelphia Phillies: "You want to get that one big hit where you feel like you’re part of the team … not that I don’t feel like I’m part of the team, by no means, but when you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys, it’s no better feeling than to have that done."

Here are a few quotes I heard from the announcers this weekend while watching football:

“Here he finds his tight end…”

“…and he takes it right up the middle...”

“It was crazed. Just a pile of men.”

Naturally, I saw a whole bunch of Yes on 8 ads. Yeah, these guys aren't gay at all...