Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Caption This

Every now and again I see a picture that begs to be recaptioned. For example, the picture above was found in a local paper and it is pretty awful. I’m not sure what chubbly is doing, but it is awkward at best. Dude appears to not just be dragging his heel, but trying to pull up the flooring with it. And Miss Priss looks like she’s vainly trying to escape a panic attack.

Disliking immensely the caption from the paper, I decided to try and come up with something more fitting to the actual picture:

Synchronized Dance Team Gets Off to Rocky Start

It’s True: White People Can’t Dance
Local Man Wins Talent Contest By Firing Ping-Pong Balls Out His Ass
Study Says ‘Some People Never Outgrow Awkward Phase’
Guy With Hot Dance Moves Really Gets The Chicks
Torn Between Two Lovers…

That’s all I could come up with off the top of my head… got a good caption? Let me know.

5 comments:

Michele said...

Okay, how about:
"American Idol Backs Off Plans for Team Auditions Next Season."

Chris said...

Love it!

JPRESTI said...

Laura Lazzarini, Eric Forst, and Julie Raia warm up for their audition for the Century Theatre 25 Year Reunion Talent Show.

p.s. Why does that word verification thingy have to distort the letters so damn much? I can hardly read them even though I can see them very clearly.

Michele said...

hahahah---that's a good one, J. Eric's going to be mad that Chris said he has ping-pong balls coming out his butt.

Chris, perhaps you could find a picture of what the CT 25 Year Reunion Talent Show would actually look like? ;-)

Miladysa said...

Nicole, Tom and Katie before the makeover...