Today, the 300 millionth U.S. baby was born this morning at 7:46am EST. The U.S. is only the third nation in history to have reached that number of citizens. We are way behind China and India in people, but we far surpass them in terms of global warming. Whooo-hooo! We’re number 1! We’re number! We’re number! USA! USA! USA!
Welcome baby #300 million. I hope you live a long, long life—because we need someone to pay off the mind-blowing, soul-crushing debt that Bush has left for you. Now, get to work!
PS: No, that picture is NOT of me...
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Aw what a cute baby... I bet he's gay. I hope he gets a good job since he has to pay off all the debt on his own.
Is there anyone who likes Bush? Guess I have the orange jumpsuit booked now...
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