I love me some Andrew Sullivan—not only is he smart and has a great blog, but he’s pretty easy on the eyes.However, if I didn’t love him for all the political information he disseminates on his blog, I love him more for this bit of information of a scientific study on penis length:
“…the British Journal of Urology (BJU) International, finds that the average erect penis is about 5.5 to 6.2 inches long and about 4.7 to 5.1 inches in circumference.”
For once in my life, I’m above average. Thank you, Andrew, thank you very much.
Seriously, 5.5 inches is the average? That means that there are guys on either side of that scale. I have been with enough guys and watched enough porn to know that there is a significant number of men out there with way more than 5.5 inches…
While the study did not stress the correlation between sexuality and penis size, I guess the guys on the lower end of the scale must be straight. Go look at the straight porn: big boobs, okay penises. Then check out the gay porn: Big, Bigger, Biggest!
Yes, I know I have a vast collection of porn, but that is because I'm usually obsessing over a particular actor*... and for the articles.
Go on straight boys, get married. Whatever works for you. I’ll have to be content to never be married… and to be hung huge.**
*Francesco D’Macho, Jason Ridge, Johnny Hazzard, Chad Hunt, Ken Ryker, Rick Chase, that guy from Detention that can swallow at 13” kielbasa (Matt Summers?), etc.
**SOURCE: Julie Raia, 1991 (seriously, she’s one of the few women to ever see it and that’s what she said—of course, she’s probably comparing it to a straight guy’s dick)
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This post has a lot of information---very useful information---except that which I most want to know...
How did Julie get to see it?
You know I actually had to get a ruler out while reading this post because I'm really bad at approximating length and distance. Good thing I'm a straight girl, yes? :-)
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