Been There, Ate That...

After every Thanksgiving I vow never to eat again. Ever. Then the holiday parties start and I'm stuffing myself, because I'll never eat again (I mean it this time... sort of).

I feel for this dog...

Sometimes You Can’t Go Home Again

As a kid, I used to love this cartoon called Milton The Monster. It had a great opening theme song and I loved Milton (probably because he was so gay). I would mention my fondness of this show to friends only to have them look at me suspiciously and accuse me of lying and that I made it all up. I’d plea that it was true, but they wouldn’t listen. Did I ever mention that some of my friends can be real assholes?

Thinking about Milton as I am want to do—I’ve got a lot of free time on my hands—I did a yahoo search and found the opening credits and a full episode! After watching the episode, I realized that like all 70’s cartoons, it seriously sucked. I’m now thinking of denying I’ve ever heard of it…

WTF?

I saw this over at List of the Day (which is my new favorite website). I’m not sure what’s going on here, but it is both frightening and hysterical. God knows I love fart jokes (I’m classy that way) but what are they teaching kids? Anyone speak Dutch?