King of Commercials

Go Here. This thing was on auto-run and anytime someone came to my site the damn thing would start running. As much as I loved it... it was too damn much!

Made me tear up... [sniff]

WTF?

Check out the below picture of a billboard near my house:

Yes, that's the refreshing mixture of Budweiser and Clamato. CLAMATO?! [hurl] What idiot came up with this idea? Seriously, how drunk do you have to be to say "Let's combine an alcoholic carbonated beverage with shit-juice"? I'm sure that both could use some improvement on their respective tastes--but this is not going to do it.

Is the Clamato sitting on shelves and they thought they'd get people to drink it by combining it with beer? If this is what they are serving in Guantanamo, it's worse that waterboarding...

God, I only hope this is an early April Fool's joke...