And The World Spins Madly On...

You have GOT to be sh*tting me! This is unfreakin' believable! I used to fear a black hole swallowing up our universe... I've now come to realize that we are the black hole.*

Be sure and watch the video... I seriously can't figure out how he fathered a child when it clearly appears his balls haven't even dropped.




*I just blew your f'ing mind, didn't I? Go on... admit it.

"Joaquin, I'm sorry you couldn't be here tonight"

Holy crap! This had better be some sort of Andy Kaufman he-thinks-it's-funny-but-everyone-else-thinks-it's-lame kind of a stunt.



Personally, he and I are done, professionally.

Are You F'ing Kidding Me?

YIKES!!!



From the always amazing Fail blog.