We Interrupt This Blog for a Judy Garland Moment



I saw this at Are You There, Blog? It's Me, Stephen and couldn't resist.

Crimminy... should we just call this blog "YouTube Light"?

No, I'm Not Shocked

File this under "And...?"

Who's next? Liberace? Do these things come in threes? Should Tom Cruise be shitting bricks right now?

I love what Chez has to say about this at Deus Ex Malcontent: "In other news, Djimon Honsou reveals that he's black, Dane Cook says he's a talentless douchebag, and Michael Jackson has confirmed that he wants to have sex with Clay Aiken."

Is Homosexuality a Choice?

If you won’t listen to me, try watching an animated video!




Thanks to Ryan for finding this

Oh, Jesus Christ...

Ted's Finally True to Himself

Well, poor Ted Haggard. First, he’s outed for buying drugs and hooking up with a gay escort. Then, after two weeks of therapy he became “completely heterosexual.” And now, well… now, he’s been booted out of the program to keep him straight.

I guess Ted’s just too fierce for The Hets. I keep wondering what that conversation was like to finally convince them that he wasn’t going to “turn”:
Counselor: “Ted, you need to pray harder!”
Ted: “Can I just suck your dick instead?”
Counselor: “Um… I think you should leave…”
Ted: “So, is that a ‘no’?”

Message to Ted:
Dude, look… you’re gay. You know it. I know it. God knows it. Everyone knows it. So, come out, already. Just come out. Start a big ole gay church—make it flashy and fun (you know you want to). Reinterpret The Bible (oh, it’s done all the time—you know it. I know it. God certainly knows it…) Get The Gays to give you money: they’ve got it; you want it—it’s a win/win.

Disadvantages: The religious nutjobs will hate you—but they already do. Doesn’t matter in their book.

Advantages: Still get to be a minister. Still get all that money. Get even more dick. Lots and lots of schlong-age! And you want that… you know it. I know it. And, Heaven knows that God knows it. After all, he made you (totally gay).

Special thanks to Scooter for the most excellent "Mr. Slave" pic--fantastic suggestion!

And You Think I’ve Got Too Much Time on My Hands…

I first saw the unintentionally funny comic panels on Yes but No but Yes, but found even more at the source, Super Dickey. Below are some of my favorite panels—anyone who says that superheroes aren’t gay needs to answer to these panels:


"Oh, Archie..."

Eeewwwwww!

Yes, Batman... what have you done with Robin?

All this is because of penis envy?

I know what Batman is doing... but what is Robin up to?

"Hold on, Billy. This is going to hurt at first..."

I'd be done, too. That stuff stings!