Most Important Song of the Day



I saw this at Crunk + Disorderly… Mercy! Check out her face as she’s singing “No more Bacon, no more sausage”, she is truly bummed out about that. He, on the other hand, looks rather happy not to have their breakfast staples… not sure if it’s a cost thing, or he just wants her to drop 4 or 5 stone…

There’s a lesson to be learned from watching and [shudder] listening to these two: maybe—just maybe—Heaven isn’t really Heaven without bacon… delicious, salty, artery-clogging, heart attacking-inducing, friggin’ awesome bacon. I’m not saying, I’m just sayin’. Something to think about…

Of course, all I can think about now is sausage, bacon, eggs, and biscuits… and I almost never have sausage, bacon, eggs, and biscuits for breakfast! Stupid singers... making me hungry.

The Horror... The Horror...

The three scarriest words in the English language: David Hasselhoff sings.



His voice is okay I guess--but certainly not worthy of idolization in Germany. It's just his attempt at emoting that makes this truly painful to watch. Plus, it is Hasselhoff and he's nucking futz. The ending is the best: listen to his voice quiver. I finally get what Randy means when he says "You sound a little pitchy."