According to the White House, the insurgency in Iraq is being heavily sponsored by Iran. My gosh, what can we do about that?
Bush—I’m sure with great reservations—would want to attack Iran, so we can be greeted as liberators. However, the rest of the world—including a surprisingly skeptical Congress—is asking for proof.
And that just freaks Bush out.
Why would we doubt him? Sure, he completely exaggerated the reasons for going to war with Iraq—if one would consider complete lies an exaggeration. Where is the plutonium? Where are the weapons of mass destruction? Hell, where are those greeters that would be cheering us with flowers and calling us liberators? Considering how he walked into Iraq without knowing the difference between Sunnis and Shiites, well, maybe their trying to blow us up is actually a sign of affection?
Mr. Bush, they have a saying in Texas—I I know it's in California, probably in Texas — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
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I'm already very uncomfortable when I meet Iraqis at my school; what the hell am I going to do if the U.S. invades Iran? There's a nice Iranian man in my class now, in addition to the two Iraqis. Maybe I'll have to quit school. :-(
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