Slap & Tickle

Lemons & Sugar...

Someone sent me this and suggested this should be taped to my bathroom mirror where I could read it every day.

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.


2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.


3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.


4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.


5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.


6. You mean the world to someone.


7. You are special and unique.


8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.


9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.


10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.


11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

'Whenever god closes one door he always opens another, even though sometimes it's hell in the hallway'

Happiness keeps you sweet,
Trials keep you strong,
Sorrows keep you human,
Life keeps you humble,
Success keeps you glowing,
But only friends keep you going


Sniff… pretty sweet, eh? But I’m not sweet. I’m lemony. I taste good, but there’s a bitterness there that is so intrinsic to my personality. So, I feel I must comment on the above. If you’re a sweet person—and I’m sure you are—read no further. Bask in the glow of the inspiring words above. If you’re an asshole like me, read on, bitches!

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for… and 10 others you would like to see dead.


2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way… but you have to pay them for it.
   
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you… or your an asshole. But keep thinking it’s their problem.


4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you… unless you have one of those creepy smiles that makes them feel uneasy.


5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep… and all the ways they want to kick your ass.


6. You mean the world to someone… Someone you couldn’t care less about, but it’s someone.


7. You are special and unique… Just like everyone else!


8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you… Which is why you shouldn’t post naked pics of yourself online.


9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it… Usually for someone else.


10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look… It’s actually attempting to hunt you down.


11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks… But if you forget them, you’ll won’t be able to get even with those bastards that made those rude remarks.

Happiness makes you soft,
Trials keep you strong,
Sorrows make you week,
Life kicks you in the ass,
Success is the best revenge,
But only friends test your patience in a way you wouldn’t put up with from a lover no matter how good the sex is… which means friends are good. See? I’m not such a rat-bastard after all. Just don’t ask any of my friends.