Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Election Results: Our National Nightmare is Over!


THE BIG ELECTION STORY:
Britney Spears has elected to dump K-Fed! White-trash dudes wearing wife-beaters and walking around with an undeserved sense of superiority are in shock.

Coincidentally, America has elected to dump the Republicans, resulting in the House of Representatives—and most likely, the Senate—returning to the Democrats. Neo-Christian White dudes wearing blue button-downs and walking around with an undeserved sense of superiority are in shock.

In other news, Karl Rove is going back to Hell

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Just as Jesus is God incarnate--so is Karl Rove the devil himself!!
BBWwwwaaahhhhaaaaa!!!

(BTW--i hate when people do that 'BBbwwwaaahaaa' laugh over email, etc. Sorry!)

Um...Hi Chris--here's an update from me and my two blogs! :

Hi This is Marcy_Peanut, from A LITTLE BENT. I wanted to let you know that I have decided to publish my memoirs using my name 'Bhakti'...in this way, my two blogs will be connected.

I have a new post on A LITTLE BENT--I hope you check it out! :)

Michele said...

Hi Chris! I'm a bit late with my comment--sorry!--but I've got to say this is one hilarious post! Great photo, too!

It is a tad coincidental, isn't it, these two liberating events. Did someone put something in the water over there that grows brains?

What do you think will happen to K now? Will Moesha take him back?