Friday, January 16, 2009

How George Bush Learnt His Math

This made me think of Dubya. It does explain how he could come up with the idea that our Economy is "sound". You just know this was how Cabinet meetings went... I'm trying to decide if Ma Kettle is Condeleezza or Cheney.

Star Wars...

...as told by someone who's never seen it. Effing hysterical.


Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

I found this at YesButNoButYes.
Andrew Wyeth, 1917-2009

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Christina's World


Weather Side


Winter 1946


Wind from the Sea

Thursday, January 15, 2009

"Just Tying My Shoes"

I saw this on D-Listed… I… er, I… uh… I’m not sure what to say here.

The Saddest Teddy Bear


Poor Verne Troyer... I can't imagine he's a happy guy. First, Surreal Life, then that video [shudder], now THIS.

From The Surreal Life, Note the name of his scooter: Pride
ouch.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

"Khan!"

I'm sad to report that Mr. Roarke's fantasy of living forever has ended... Ricardo Montalban has passed away at the age of 88. For some of you, he was Mr. Roarke on Fantasy Island, for others, the genetically enhanced superhuman Khan Noonien Singh from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

I'll always remember him for his Chrysler commercials and how I still get a boner when I hear the words "rich, Corinthian leather..." [Ooooh... that's the stuff!]

He was always the superior being...


We Now Pause for a Brief Commercial (and Hysterical) Message



I love the bit of ass spaning at the end...

Additional Note: And then I found THIS! Who knew they'd fight back?!
Tina Fey Does Not Suck It

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Operation Overlord

We’ve known this day was coming. We knew the plans, but not The Plan. It would be ugly. We were well prepared, we knew we would not all survive the day.

As the train brought us in, I looked around. When the smoke clears, will I see these people again? Will I be one of the fallen? One of the survivors? Which is better? Will I survive today, just to fall later? Leaving things to fate scares me, yet comforts me. I might get The Call, yet it’s out of my hands.

It was over before I knew it had begun. Casualties were expected, but never easy. The loss comes hard, very hard. Friends I have grown close to are gone.

The day is spent getting sporadic reports. The cuts are deep. Very deep. The losses are more than expected. Surprising. Frightening. Many tears. Many, many tears.

Walking around, I see the fallen with their few possessions and shattered dreams. The survivors walk around in a daze. Happy to still be here, mourning the loss of those close to us. We hug. More tears. Some laughs. The sense of loss hangs in the air.

Tomorrow will be better. Tomorrow we start anew. From the fires comes the phoenix. Time will heal the wounds.

Layoffs… like war, but no parade afterwards.
Joe The Idiot

Joe "The Plumber" is in Israel "reporting" on the current war... He's quite the journalist. By journalist, I mean douchebag idiot.

Aren't his fifteen minutes up? Someone needs to plug that leak... anyone know a good plumber?

Friday, January 09, 2009

Attack of The Homosexuals

A satrical look at how gays are "attacking" marriage.



Those gays... they're funny!
Spank Bank Friday
(Sorry, Sam...)

Who knew you could wear a guy as a hat?

I've been shopping at all the wrong places...

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Best. Book Review. Ever.

A friend* sent me this:

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As of this posting, the review is still on Amazon.com’s website. You can access it HERE.


*I can't name the friend because the last time I mentioned his name he thought it an invasion of privacy, even though no one knows which Scott I was talking about... much less that it was McCandless.
Letterman Top Ten

Reasons why he'll miss Bush... Funny, but I'm not gonna miss him.

What, What, Wha...?!

I don't get it...

Monday, December 29, 2008

Soapbox!

I believe I said before regarding the passing of Prop. 8, that we should continue the Christian Right's mandate of "protecting marriage" by banning divorce. Well, let's sign the petition and get it going:

Thursday, December 25, 2008

In Memorium

Eartha Kitt (1927-2008)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Hero Flashback: Fred Rogers

In 1969 PBS was in danger of losing it's $20 million grant from the U.S. government. Fred Rogers went to speak before the Senate Finance Committee... he single-handedly got them the money.

If you're not in tears by the end, you're dead inside*.







*McCandless, this doesn't apply to you as we already know you have a heart of stone.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Spank Bank Friday

Bernardo Velasco... "Yes, please!"

Thursday, December 18, 2008

X-mas

Hurray for cheesy Christmas displays, YouTube and cgi!