Friday, March 16, 2007

Does the Man Not Eat?

"I'm a-powerful hungry"


Why is it whenever Bush travels outside the U.S. all he can talk about is food? When he went to Germany a few years back—he kept talking about a pig they were roasting for him. I believe he mentioned it three times.


"It will be a very tasty pig..."

His most recent trip is another fine example of the man traveling on both an empty stomach and head—he seemed obsessed with being fed.

Somebody get this guy a sandwich so he can start making rational decisions!

"I'm a-cookin' fer ya, Dubya!"*



*Alternative quote: "I'm as annoying as Shrub--with fewer casualties!"
Alternative, Alternative quote: "I'm a skank."

3 comments:

Michele said...

God I hate George Bush. I do. I just hate him so much.

Is that a real photo of Rachel Ray? I heard she posed for FHM but I never saw the pictures. It's so disconcerting seeing her dressed like that. It's like seeing Katie Couric naked. Eewww.

Bird looks good though, yeah?

JPRESTI said...
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JPRESTI said...

There is a worse one where she is sitting on top of a kitchen counter with her feet in a sink full of bubbly suds. She is wearing a white bikini and holding a bright orange colander. Sort of creepy.


hhhmmm, could RR be trying to change her demographic?