Chris Lion, bakes, bartends, walks dogs, makes a lovely wedding gift, slices & dices, lifts & separates, cooks in only seconds, bends, folds, mutilates, dances, prances, soars, bores, snores, files, piles, dials, kneads reeds and beads, floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee, pickles prickly peppers, sells sea shells with Suzy by the sea shore, chucks wood with woodchucks, lifts stains effortlessly, is new AND improved, is the brother of three, the uncle of five, the father of none, and a direct descendant of a guy named Lazard.
Thumb and Testimony
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Last week our household had lots of excitement. At the start of the week,
we began with our annual physical checkups. In and of itself, not very
exciting ...
Second time’s the charm
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“So you’ll try for the girl next time?” the lady at the pizza shop said,
while her husband, standing by the ovens, smiled and nodded. I’d just told
them ...
Super-Precise Automatic Musical Instrument
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*Super-Precise Automatic Musical Instrument*
You may have seen this fake (3D animated) automated instrume...
That 70's Style #29: Terry Turn-Ons
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This little number comes to us from 1978, but it may as well come from
another planet it so foreign to our sense of taste. What was it that
prompted B...
Meet My Virtual Friend Maureen Walsh
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I'd like you to meet my virtual friend Maureen Walsh. She lives in Walla
Walla, Washington. The delicious, sweet onion place. Known for their
increasing...
23 years ago today
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I’d finished my classes for the semester and my dad had come to pick me up
from college for the holiday break. 1988 had been an emotional roller
coaster fo...
We Moved!!!
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Cake Wrecks has moved! You are being redirected to the new site!
If the redirect doesn't work, please go to either cakewrecks.com or
cakewrecks.squarespac...
"The Divine Sister"
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Years ago, I attended the Eugene O'Neill Theater Center's Cabaret Symposium.
It was basically a boot camp for cabaret singers. An extremely expensive
boot ...
He said what?
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Night before last, in the very middle of the night, I woke up to go to the
bathroom. After I returned to bed and was about to drift away, Justin says
th...
Just call me Mu Shu Google
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While there was a looooong time where I wasn't blogging, there were still
comments posted on my blog. There was a constant comment stream that was in
Chine...
Marshmallows
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As promised... my marshmallow recipe:
About 1 cup powdered sugar
2 tablespoons plus 2 teaspoons unflavored gelatin
1/2 cup cold water
2 cups granulated suga...
2 comments:
Oh, how I have missed you, Chris. These are hysterical.
haha
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