I had no idea that Big Brother had started… I guess this strike is really screwing up my TV schedule. BB is my summer get-away show! Not in the winter… I can’t enjoy it in the winter…
…but then I read a piece in D-Listed* talking about how some guy named Matt (above) who got a bj from some skank on the show. There are postings on YouTube on what a douche this guy is: he comes, she swallows, he makes her promise that they will never tell anyone, and then he proceeds to give a big-ass smile into the camera that’s been watching them the whole time. (See below).
[Totally NSFW: slurping, head bobbing, etc.]
[Safe]
…I am so totally in!
*I snagged that pic from D-Listed... it's too perfect not to...
PS: To Scotty, note that the Budweiser ad is no longer auto-running... happy now?

