Who Can Blame Him?

Are you with me fellas? Fellas…? Hello…? Really? I’m the only one who’d… REALLY?!






buncha liars... you'd totally do it and you know it...

Size Matters

According to this dude, size really does matter, but not in the way one would think. According to his “studies”, the ideal length of a penis is 6 ¼ and 6 ½ inches, with the girth between 7 ¼ and 8 ¼ inches. He has a number of theories on penises—a hobby I can easily relate to—which can be found on his website.

I won’t tell you where I am on the chart, but I am pleased to have the nickname “Beer can.” I’m not saying, I’m just sayin’…

Note this is for the ladies to use… The Gay Boys know that there is no such thing as an unenjoyable penis—and there is no such thing as “too big”.

Guys, see where you fall on the chart:

My Birthday is in July...


As much as I try not to be a size queen, there is something about staring at a big hunk o'meat that is just f'ing lovely. I really need to read more--and this book is providing the perfect motivation!