47 Seconds Longer Than I Would Have Thought...

I could survive for 47 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

How long would you last against a velociraptor while chained to a bunk bed?

Olympic Champions Quiz

Head on over to Miss Cellania and take her US Olympians Quiz. I got 11 of 15 right. Not great, but not too bad.

Mmmm... Brains!

I saw this over at You Can See The Strings! blog:

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I just want you all to know that if any of you become a zombie, I won’t hesitate to shoot you in the head—I’m sure you’d do the same for me, but please don’t bother. I gotta feed and most of my friends are pretty smart, so I can only assume their brains would be mighty tasty! Which begs the question, does eating brains make you smarter? Can you ‘taste’ the knowledge? “Mmmm… Pythagorean Theorem —delish!

Anyhow, take the test and see how you’d survive a zombie apocalypse. Anyone over 50% should call me so we can work out a strategy.

Keep The Fifth Graders Away From Me...

Certainly explains a lot, doesn't it?