Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Republican = Gays in da Closet


What the hell is going on? Repbulicans aren't just gay, they're freaks: public restrooms, (here, here, and here) payments, hustlers, and now lingerie... Talk about seriously needing to get laid...
Message to all Republicans: we all now assume you're gay. Deny it all you want, but Larry Craig, Bob Allen, Richard Curits, Joey DiFatta, et al have pretty much confirmed that you guys are a bunch of sexual deviants. Not for having sex with men, but the way you have sex with men. Keep it out of the public restrooms and headlines and keep it in the bedroom* where it belongs.


*with occasional trysts in the living room, kitchen, dining room, basement, garage, front porch, attic...

3 comments:

Billy said...

As an outsider, I'm loving this whole sordid little 'debacle'. Boy, do these guys have a problem keeoing in their shorts...

Thanks for the fun way of going about this Chris!

durante said...

Quite possibly my favorite blog entry of yours, ever.

durante vita

Chris said...

Durante... I love you. I'm a compliment whore. Just don't compliment me in the bathroom--I'm a Democrat and not into that shit.