Friday, January 04, 2008

2008: Off to a Good Start


Well, Britney fans (and those like me who loathe her), it looks like it will be an entertaining year for those on the Britney Watch. This chick is such a mess. By now, I should be feeling sorry for her. I should hope for her to get her life on track and to make a big splashy comeback that could be made into a movie we could all love…


…at this point, I’m thinking she’s going to pull an Anna Nicole Smith at any moment. At least Anna went before the Supreme Court looking smokin’—Brit-Brit spends most of her time looking slag slurping her Frappuccino.

Britney Spears is a sad, sad mess and I should pity her… but I’m having SO much fun with this. Everyday a new mess is created by her. It’s like watching someone jump off a building: I shouldn’t look, I know what’s going to happen, but I can’t look away.

3 comments:

Death said...

I hate to admit it but I love the album...so what? You wanna piece of me?

Chris said...

Personally, I prefer Kelly's version of Gimme More (Shoes)!

Baby, I want more than just a piece of you: I want the whole thing!

Michele said...

What I want to know is...how did her hair grow back so quickly? What drugs is she taking, anyhow? My hair is taking forever to grow out. Maybe I need more Frappuccinos?