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"Sanctity of Marriage"

Okay... so this debate is over right? We're done, right? Enough, already! With a 50% divorce rate, you have not proven your case at all. Need an example, or two... or three... or four... or...?


Spitzer


McGreevey

Clinton

Craig

Vitter

Spears

Haggard

If that doesn't do it for you, try this! McGreevey's aide says he, McGreevey and Professional Victim (Mrs. McGreevey) were threesome-ing it for quite some time. But, she "had no idea" he was gay. Um, when he's sucking crank in front of you, lady, that's a BIG DAMN CLUE!


[UPDATE: McGreevey admitted to the threesomes... I think want to go into politics]

Still not convinced? Try to figure out the "sanctity" of this, this, this, and this—plus, I'd love to know God's take on this and this. And if it doesn't work out there's this and this. Or for you do-it-yourselfers this and this.

This completes the end of the debate for Sanctity of Marriage. Why not let gays do for marriage what we do for property values? Give us marriage rights and we will fix it up and make it better. Honesty, do you really think we'll do a worse job than you?

However, if you're going to continue denying gays the right to marry—not civil union, not partnership, but full-on fucking MARRIAGE—you had better come up with a better reason, because that one NO ONE buys anymore.

2008: Off to a Good Start

Well, Britney fans (and those like me who loathe her), it looks like it will be an entertaining year for those on the Britney Watch. This chick is such a mess. By now, I should be feeling sorry for her. I should hope for her to get her life on track and to make a big splashy comeback that could be made into a movie we could all love…

…at this point, I’m thinking she’s going to pull an Anna Nicole Smith at any moment. At least Anna went before the Supreme Court looking smokin’—Brit-Brit spends most of her time looking slag slurping her Frappuccino.

Britney Spears is a sad, sad mess and I should pity her… but I’m having SO much fun with this. Everyday a new mess is created by her. It’s like watching someone jump off a building: I shouldn’t look, I know what’s going to happen, but I can’t look away.