Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Holy Sh*t!

This is awful. Disgusting, tragic, horrific, nasty, shameful, painful, sad… and a little bit funny. If you’re the sensitive type, I wouldn’t watch. The title of the page is “Jacuzi Poop”, so you pretty much know what’s coming.

Still, I didn’t expect THIS.

The poor girl. She probably thought, only a few more minutes and then I’ll tell them, “Wow, I got out of there just in time.” Instead she gets a lifetime of shame. It’s one thing have something like this happen, it’s another to have it video-tapped.

If I were her, I’d move… to another country. There is just no recovering from this. You are shamed for life. You’re a viral video that everyone will watch (well, everyone that’s watched Two Girls and a Cup).

And that Jacuzzi! Who’d ever want to sit in that again? Jacuzzi’s are pretty nasty to begin with, but I don’t think there is enough bleach in the world to make me feel comfortable enough to climb back in that. I hope that was paid off.


JPRESTI said...

I CAN'T DO IT. I CAN'T LOOK. 2 GIRLS AND A CUP SCARRED ME FOR LIFE. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME, I wonder how long it will take me to erase it from my memory THIS time.

Chris said...

It's not nearly that bad--more humiliating than disgusting. It's not like the classic scene in Caddyshack.

But, if you can't handle it, then I respect your decision not to watch.

(chicken... bawk! bawk! bawk!)