You’ve wondered about it—I’ve wondered about it: Is Mickey Rourke still alive? Yes, folks, Johnny Handsome is still alive and getting arrested in Florida. For what you ask? Sex with a cop in a public bathroom. No. No. I kid. He’s not a Republican. It was for drunk driving… on a Vespa. I kid you not.
Please check out his ears… you can see where his “plastic surgeon” did the tucking. Dude, seriously, get your money back. Or go have a drink… er, maybe not. At least go out and get a decent shirt. Sheesh…
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