Thursday, November 08, 2007

Question Answered.

You’ve wondered about it—I’ve wondered about it: Is Mickey Rourke still alive? Yes, folks, Johnny Handsome is still alive and getting arrested in Florida. For what you ask? Sex with a cop in a public bathroom.

No. No. I kid. He’s not a Republican. It was for drunk driving… on a Vespa. I kid you not.

Please check out his ears… you can see where his “plastic surgeon” did the tucking. Dude, seriously, get your money back. Or go have a drink… er, maybe not. At least go out and get a decent shirt. Sheesh…

3 comments:

Billy said...

And have your do done...

Chris said...

I was so blinded by the rest that I hardly noticed the rat's nest on his head.

Thanks, Billy-boy!

durante said...

I can never tell by one's profile if s/he has had work done. But I do know that I'm going to be rich one day and I'm going to have all the surgery done. ;)

durante vita