Sunday, December 18, 2005

What I Like About You

Well, it’s been a busy week here at S&T—visitors are coming from all over the world, and the one consistency is that everyone appears to be a pervert.

Yes, Giada De Laurentiis continues to be the top search bringing people to S&T. “Giada De Laurentiis Boobs” is the number one search bringing people to S&T (10), “Giada De Laurentiis” (8), “Giada Boobs” (2), and “Giada De Laurentiis (1). Another Food Network star, Sandra Lee was also in demand—with searches for her boobs, bra and feet* were noted.

Celebrities continue to bring in visitors, as the searches for a “shirtless” Jake Gyllenhaal, Anderson Cooper, Chris Evans, Tyler Florence are all in demand.

My favorite freaky searches that arrived at S&T are (in no particular order):
“Does Chanukah have wreaths”
“slap happy lion”
“meow meow kitty”
“janet Jackson” (wtf?)
“Scarlet Johansen feet”**
“Combination Christmas Hanukah Kwanza”

And my favorite search:
“Giada De Laurentiis farted” (I guess that guy wasn’t getting the results he wanted with “feet”—you know it’s true…)

What I often find interesting are the other items on the search page and where I fall into the search. Often I am not at the top of the list (particularly on any search involving “feet”), however, I was stunned at a search for “Slap & Tickle” not only resulted in my being fifth on the list, but one of the top search results was for this site. (What. The. Fuck?)

Whatever reason, or sick & perverted search brought you to S&T, thank you for coming. Come for the Giada (and her boobs), but stay for the comedy.

*I think he’s the same guy that was checking for Giada’s feet—or the freaks are congregating at S&T…
**Dude, seriously, get some help…


Miladysa said...


I now have a search I can brag about too! Someone arrived at my blog searching for "Colin and Justin" or Justin and Colin" - bet he was shocked to see that they were on MY Christmas List! (Not as shocked as they would be though!) :)

Anonymouse said...

I never have any strange searches. Where do you find them? on your Sitemeter account page??? :(

Miladysa said...

Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays to you and yours and all the best for the New Year! xxx

Brian said...

Whenever I think Meow Meow Kitty, I think of our favorite Lion.

Doesn't everyone?

^ ^

marcy_peanut said...

Hi Chris!!

I LOVE your blog!

I was wondering if you would add me to your link list. I've just started a blog that explores the exploits of my disasterous career as a dyko.

Happy Holidays!