The Future is Here


How much fun is this?

Martha Kostyra
September 16th, 1914 - November 16th, 2007

Martha Stewart’s mom passed away on Friday. Lord knows, I love me some Martha—her mom was a real kick. At 93, she was still driving and still vibrant. How wonderful is that? That’s the way I want to go: a long, happy, healthy life and then—way past my 80’s—slip off into the night.

God Speed, Big Martha!

Why am I not watching this show?

Talk about NUTS!

Shot at Love... some bizarre freakin' MTV show about a bi-girl picking out a partner between a group of guys and a group of girls.

I’m not even sure what’s going on… Bi girl, choosing between two full-on lesbians… it’s nucking futz! Seriously, you can’t beat girl-on-girl fights. Guys wimp out—they know to hold back. Girls? They’ll go for the jugular, no hesitation.

Question Answered.

You’ve wondered about it—I’ve wondered about it: Is Mickey Rourke still alive? Yes, folks, Johnny Handsome is still alive and getting arrested in Florida. For what you ask? Sex with a cop in a public bathroom.

No. No. I kid. He’s not a Republican. It was for drunk driving… on a Vespa. I kid you not.

Please check out his ears… you can see where his “plastic surgeon” did the tucking. Dude, seriously, get your money back. Or go have a drink… er, maybe not. At least go out and get a decent shirt. Sheesh…

Um... I... Um... I have no response to this...

Seismic Monitor

I’m in an earthquake preparedness kind of mood after Tuesday night (buying water, making sure my earthquake preparedness kit is up-to-date, etc.). I found this page on the fantasmical world wide web, courtesy of the Incorporated Research Institutions for Seismology—it lists all the seismic activity on the planet.

When you have a second, check out the “Ring of Fire,” and anyone on the Pacific Ocean on either the Americas or Asia get the idea that it’s not if an earthquake happens, but when.

If you’re as fascinated with earthquakes as I am, then you must go here.