Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Jon Benet’s Parents Cleared of Murder Charges


Well, that only took 12 years…

2 comments:

CGM Cav said...

I'm just assuming her cosmetologist hasn't been cleared of her crimes?

Chris said...

Well, you know what they say in the creepy kid pageant circuit: More is More!

The parents that put their kids in these contests and sexualize small kids are always the first to blame the entertainment industry for their kids getting pregnant. Don't dress your four year-old up like a whore and you increase the chances she won't be a whore. [crickets chirping... Chris steps quietly off his soapbox and walks away...]