Monday, June 16, 2008

Size Matters

According to this dude, size really does matter, but not in the way one would think. According to his “studies”, the ideal length of a penis is 6 ¼ and 6 ½ inches, with the girth between 7 ¼ and 8 ¼ inches. He has a number of theories on penises—a hobby I can easily relate to—which can be found on his website.

I won’t tell you where I am on the chart, but I am pleased to have the nickname “Beer can.” I’m not saying, I’m just sayin’…

Note this is for the ladies to use… The Gay Boys know that there is no such thing as an unenjoyable penis—and there is no such thing as “too big”.

Guys, see where you fall on the chart:

2 comments:

Evil Gay Lawyer said...

Hate to break it to you beer can, but there is too big. If I'm going to have lock jaw for over a week, or the mere contemplation of bottoming causes me to dislocate a hip, then its too big! Not that those aren't fun to look at...

Quick three works that mean small...


"Is it in?"

Chris said...

Yeah, "beer can" is a dream...

Nothing worse than someone asking if it's in. "What do you mean 'is it in?' I'm on my third cigarette!"

Worse than the size issue-in my humble opinion-is staying power. Thankfully, The Boyfriend can last for days (he thinks it's a bad thing... me likey).