Thursday, August 25, 2005

Getting Better

Well, I finally went to the doctor this week. I was blowing stuff out my ass like you've never seen before. Sorry to be crude, but when one is going to the bathroom every 20 minutes or so, one has a tendancy to lose one's propriety.

Anyhow... back to the ass flow:

Oh... I'll save you the details (email me if you want to know, I love talking about it... it's just that no one wants to hear about it).

So, I finally went to the doctor (or more acurately, found out my doctor is no longer on my plan, so I changed doctors) and Doctor Cutie McCutie, gave me a bunch of tests (none of them pretty) and today he called to say I have a parasite in me. Well, I've always wanted a new friend.

And like all friendships, this one is coming to an end real soon. Tonight, I pick up my prescription and in 3-5 days, Pauly the Parasite should be gone.

And, hopefully, I'll get back to writing again. Seriously, I started 7 different things and then I'd run off to the bathroom and come back with no desire to finish the article.

Seriously, I'll write... if I feel like it. Thanks for all your cards and letters... oh, that's right, I didn't get any. Thanks for your total lack of concern. 'preciate it...


EGL said...

Its not that we don't care, its just that well...I guess it is that we don't care! Just kidding! Hope you feel better.

P.S. You didn't pick up your little parasite friend from a boy did you? That would be bad and I would need to know his name immediately so that I don't pick up a friend from him too!

Ariel1980 said...

I do so hope your outward flow has corrected itself. Poor you!

Amanda said...

um, feel better soon?

Miladysa said...

Glad you are feeling better and pleased to hear that Pauly is going bye bye! :)