Thursday, August 11, 2005

The Story of My Life...

I took the The Director Who Films Your Life Test and found out that if my life were made into a movie, it would be directed by Kevin Smith. You can take the test yourself HERE.

My results:
"Your film will be 50% romantic, 49% comedy, 33% complex plot, and a $ 33 million budget.
Kevin will take your slacker life and turn it into the cult classic it deserves to be --- like Mallrats (just kidding). If you can handle the menacing presence of Jay and Silent Bob all throughout your film, then Kevin is willing to oblige. Basically, he can take the lives of people who don't have much of a life and make it entertaining, so you're in good hands."

Does this mean the Catholic Church will protest my movie? Do I get a cut of the gross profits? Most importantly, who will play me... Brad Pitt or Matt Damon? (I'm sure they want to think of themselves as "the next DeNiro," so let 'em pack on the pounds and see if they can do it).

5 comments:

Ariel1980 said...

Who would play you as the lead?

savante said...

What a cool blog. And I'm definitely gonna find the movie of my life.

Paul

Miladysa said...

I did the test :) Ingmar Bergman, $49 budget. You've opened up a whole new world!

Sharonus said...

I did the test...

Your film will be 55% romantic, 32% comedy, 30% complex plot, and a $38 million budget. Sofa Coppola will direct.

As I was going through I was thinking... "Crap, I've had a pretty boring life." Then I encountered this:

* You scored higher than 99% on action-romance
* You scored higher than 99% on humor
* You scored higher than 99% on complexity
* You scored higher than 99% on budget

Higher than 99% on action-romance, humor, and complexity? Who are the other numbskulls going through this test?

Miladysa said...

Ooops, it was $49 MILLION budget - I feel better now!