Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Get Her a MENSA Application!

TRANSCRIPT: "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us."

Sadly, Miss South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton, did NOT win Miss Teen USA. Apparently, you can’t be a total f’ing idiot and take home The Prize. But you can be in the top five.


Billy said...

That was like, completly, like, wow, like... I'm sorry, what was the question again?

She makes all those blond jokes seems so valid! But thanks for a good giggle!

Agnes Mildew said...

Aw, bless her. Maybe the judges wouldn't allow her to run her fingers under the words as she was reading them.

She sounds as bright as our latest export to the States: Mr Beckham - enjoy his articulacy...

Michele said...

OMG, that is almost too sad to be funny. What the hell happened there? Did she rehearse an answer for the Iraq question her mom was sure she would get and then mix it up with the answer to the South Africa question she heard on a Miss Teen video from 1985? I mean, WTF?

I do like her logic, though... Americans can't find the U.S. on a map because they don't have maps. If I was high and opening my fifth beer, I would actually stop and think about that for a minute.

Uh oh, Miss Mildew, did you just diss Golden Balls? That's completely unacceptable. Twenty lashes, immediately. (And not a single one more, even if you beg...)

Mike said...

Well, that makes my Christmas shopping easy. Everyone is getting maps... the special people in my life will be getting globes.