So, I’m at the Bakery the other night, talking to a visiting decorator, Ann. We were trash talking Easter and someone was a bit shocked and they had that look on their face. Ann and I continued talking in a very matter-of-fact tone:
Me: I know, I know… I’m going to Hell, I’m just waiting to see what level of Hell I will be…
Ann: You know Hell is going to be fun—everyone who’s cool will be there.
Me: True. And if Hitler wanders up, we can always shun him.
Ann: Oh, I’m sure by now he’s come around [about the Jews].
It made me laugh for a solid five minutes.
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