Monday, March 03, 2008

Spank Bank

Jonathan Papelbon

EGL posted a comment on "Big Ginger" Prince Harry stating that he was going to put the pictures I posted of the young man who is third in line for the British throne into his 'spank bank.' Every guy knows immediately what this is, because they have one. Able to retrieve and access information faster than any supercomputer, the spank bank is an imporant tool in the survival of any man.

It got me thinking... (dangerous, I know), but I get a lot of emails with pics of 'spankable' guys but I don't tend to share them (most are nekkid... :-) ) and I usually don't have anything witty or interesting to say about them. Well, this is where my 'Spank Bank Posts' will come in. I will just label them as such and let you enjoy the picture. Today's post, as you can see, is Jonathan Papelbon of the World Champion Boston Red Sox, from when they won their division championship this past fall. I love me some Papelbon!*

For those of you who don't know, the Urban Dictionary describes a "Spank Bank" as 1. A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for master debational purposes. 2. Porn collection
And ladies, the 'spank bank' is an equal opportunity lender and, if you choose, you are welcome to open an account.
*I'm going to see him play on April 2nd when the Red Sox crush the Oakland A's!


Evil Gay Lawyer said...

This would be perfect if not for the ill placed hand covering the package :-(

Michele said...

I don't have a spank bank---I'm a girl---but if I did, Mr. Red Sox would go in it. Damn, look at those pecs! Hubba hubba.

Um, that guy on the left looks like he's going to do something dirty with that bottle...

Chris said...

Michele, many women have spank banks... apparently, Ian is more than enough that you don't need to fantasize about anyone else.

Lucky you!

(And, lucky Ian to have you...)