Showing posts with label McCain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label McCain. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Brilliant

Best. Wink. Ever.



Oh, and check out these classic shots of "Chemistry"!

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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Ooga-Booga


This explains a lot: John McCain is being hexed by Obama's relatives in Kenya... even FOX News is involved! There's something about figure eights around McCain... I couldn't make heads or tails because it was all so ridiculous. They come up with all kinds of reasons for losing. Their candidate isn't losing because he's run a poor campaign, no... it's because a hex has been put on him. Yeah, that makes sense.
They want you to pray for McCain to reverse the hex. Instead, pray for these guys that they get their heads out of their asses (after the election...).
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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Whatever McCain Says, He Means the Opposite

I think this is the way to understand McCain. He speaks in opposites. When he says he wants to be President, he means he doesn’t—seriously, look at his running mate! He can’t win with that mess and he knows it. He even calls her “qualified.” It all makes sense to me know…

I saw these on Towelroad and it totally proves my point:








VOTE, fuckers.

Give.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Is He Serious?

First, Sarah Palin continuously and blatantly lies in saying that she's cleared of any unethical wrong doing in the Troopergate case, now this from John McCain.



I always thought they were full of shit, but is everything they say a complete and utter lie?

Vote.

Monday, October 06, 2008

The New Republic: The Election is Over


I read an interesting (and hopeful) article in The New Republic this morning. Check it out:

It's Over: Why Bill Ayers Won't Save John McCain

Perpetually fretting Democrats will not want to accept it. The campaigns themselves can't afford to believe it. Many journalists know it but can't say it. And there will certainly be some twists and turns along the way. But take it to a well capitalized bank: Bill Ayers isn't going to save John McCain. The race is over. (Read the rest here.)

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Cut and Run


McCain conceds Michigan... Yippee!!
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The Economy:

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Sarah Palin and the Rape Kits

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Cindy McCain

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Wednesday, October 01, 2008

"Fiscal Conservative"



Friends don't let friends vote for "fiscal conservatives".

Friday, September 26, 2008

God Love Sarah Silverman...








Curious about how Sarah Palin's interview with Katie Couric went? Click HERE or HERE...

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Disbelief of Suspension


"You don't suspend your campaign. This doesn't smell right. This isn't the way a tested hero behaves. I think someone's putting something in his Metamucil. He can't run the campaign because the economy is cratering? Fine, put in your second string quarterback, Sara Palin. Where is she? What are you going to do if you're elected and things get tough? Suspend being president? We've got a guy like that now!"
-- David Letterman, talking about John McCain
From Deus Ex Malcontent

UPDATE: Cancelling on Letterman is a bad idea... I'm sure McCain is regretting that after last night's show.

Do the right thing.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Who's the Elitist?


Completely borrowed without permission from Joe.My.God.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

TRUE

Scotty sent this to me from Craigslist. All true:

Double-standards gets Idiot's Elected in America.

If you're a minority and you're selected for a job over more qualified candidates you're a 'token hire.'

If you're a conservative and you're selected for a job over more qualified candidates you're a 'game changer.'

Black teen pregnancies? A 'crisis' in black America .

White teen pregnancies? A 'blessed event.'

If you grow up in Hawaii you're 'exotic.'

Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you're the quintessential 'American story.'

Similarly, if you name you kid Barack you're 'unpatriotic.'

Name your kid Track, you're 'colorful.'

If you're a Democrat and you make a VP pick without fully vetting the individual you're 'reckless.' A Republican who doesn't fully vet is a 'maverick.'

If you spend 3 years as a community organizer growing your organization from a staff of 1 to 13 and your budget from $70,000 to $400,000, then become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new African American voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor,then spend nearly 8 more years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, becoming chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, then spend nearly 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of nearly 13 million people, sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you are woefully inexperienced.

If you spend 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, then spend 20 months as the governor of a state with 650,000 people, you've got the most executive experience of anyone on either ticket, are the Commander in Chief of the Alaska military and are well qualified to lead the nation should you be called upon to do so because your state is the closest state to Russia.

If you are a Democratic male candidate who is popular with millions of people you are an 'arrogant celebrity'. If you are a popular republican female candidate you are 'energizing the base'.

If you are a younger male candidate who thinks for himself and makes his own decisions you are 'presumptuous'. if you are an older male candidate who makes last minute decisions you refuse to explain, you are a 'shoot from the hip' maverick.

If you are a candidate with a Harvard law degree you are 'an elitist 'out of touch' with the real America .

If you are a legacy (dad and granddad were admirals) graduate of Annapolis, graduating fifth from the bottom of your class, with multiple disciplinary infractions you are a hero.

If you manage a multi-million dollar nationwide campaign, you are an 'empty suit'. If you are a part time mayor of a town of 7000 people, you are an 'experienced executive'.

If you go to a south side Chicago church, your beliefs are 'extremist'.

If you believe in creationism and don't believe global warming is man made, you are 'strongly principled'.

If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.

If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years with whom you are raising 2 beautiful daughters you're 'risky'.

If you're a black single mother of 4 who waits for 22 hours after her water breaks to seek medical attention, you're an irresponsible parent, endangering the life of your unborn child, but if you're a white married mother who waits 22 hours, you're spunky.

If you're a 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton, the right-wing press calls you 'First dog.'

If you're a 17-year old pregnant unwed daughter of a Republican, the right-wing press calls you 'beautiful' and 'courageous.'

If you kill an endangered species, you're an excellent hunter.

If you have an abortion you're not a christian, you're a murderer ( forget about if it happen while being date raped)

If you teach abstinence only in sex education, you get teen parents.

If you teach responsible age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Ah, Politics

Le Mizbarack

You know I'm going to have to post this again on 11/3, right? Well done, my friends, well done. As always, thanks goes to Joe My God for pointing this out.



Palin Perfected

Tina Fey did a brilliant job of her portrayal of Sarah Palin on Saturday's SNL. It's a must-see:

Friday, September 12, 2008

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Colonel Tigh For President?

For those of you who are big fans of BSG, read this blog post and think if you really want McCain for president.


Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Delicious

It just gets better and better. I know it's too good to be true. I know she will drop out, but right now--at THIS moment--I am VERY happy to watch the Republicans implode with the choice of Palin. Even a top McCain aide can't defend this choice:



Being head of the Alaskan National Guard which was deployed to Iraq gives her international experience? Really?
I Smell A Rat


Why does Sarah hate America? Here she is supporting an Alaskan secessionist group.




I suspect this is all part of the plan. The Republicans can not be so stupid as to put up someone that has not been properly vetted. No one wants a surprise abortion or DUI or other nonsense to come out during the campaign. They go over these guys with a fine tooth comb.

Here’s what I’m thinking: They put up a WOMAN that they KNOW will have to drop out, but they get the CREDIT for putting her up. They did what Hillary’s supporters wanted Barak to do. Now, McCain can put up Romney and it’s not “just a bunch of old, rich, white guys” but it’s about having someone who is squeaky clean.

Now there are reports that McCain is NOW going to vet her. Really? Do they think we’re that dumb? Well, we elected Bush twice and we went to war for no f’ing reason—sure, why not?

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Sarah Palin and Tall

John McCain picked the completely unknown Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin. Mother of five, governor of 600,000, and pro-life advocate for his Vice President. She has been governor of Alaska for two years... prior to that she was the mayor of a town of 6000. No, I'm not kidding. Stop laughing. This is serious.

Not her... just looks like here



She is an avid hunter... yeah, that went over real well with the last VP. I'm sure it can only mean good things. Are the PUMAs (Hillary Supporters who are acting like children) so goddamned stupid that they will actually vote for McCain for this? Crap. They are.


Nope... still not her.


Here's the thing that a friend pointed out: Obama picked Biden because he knew he could help him govern better. McCain picked a woman only because it could help him win. Contrary to the idiots like Cindy McCain that said she has "international experience because her state is near Alaska"*, she has no actual international experience. While Alaska is a very large state--it is the third smallest in population. Basically, the mayor of my hometown has overseen more constituents than pretty little Sarah.


Yep. That's her.

But Chris, you're probably saying, it's not all that important, is it? She's just the VP. Think about this: consider that John McCain produced 8,000 pages of medical records from 2002 on (which he would only let the press see for less than an hour) the chances of this guy making it to inauguration is pretty sketchy. Then again, the Republicans wouldn't just put up some moron just to win an election so she knows what she's doing, right? Right?!
Christ, were fucked.




*Jon Stewart's reply: "Does that mean she knows Santa Claus, too?"

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Goofus


The Daily Kos has a great list of reasons John McCain can use the above card. It keeps growing... and growing... and growing...

Friday, August 15, 2008

McCain Served by Hilton... Laughs Ensue.

I'm sure you've heard Kathy Hilton's response to that McCain ad that used Paris' image to mock Obama. I think Joel McHale from The Soup put it best: