Slap & Tickle

And You Are...?


I’ve now passed the 7,000 visits mark—wow, hard to believe that 7,000 people would bother to stop by, much less read what I’ve written.

A number of wonderful readers came from other sites and I can only thank them for their wonderful support. I love you guys… and it’s not the wine I’m drinking (second glass… mmmm good, Cabernet Sauvignon*.

Boys for Breakfast (22 hits!)
EGL (11… If I wasn’t crushing on him—big time!—already, I’d love him even more)
Guy Dads (2)
Josh and Josh are Rich & Famous (1) (such cute boys… they will be rich and famous)
Gasbro (1)

Then again, I have to put my ego in check when I look at these results… here are some of the searches that have brought people to S&T:

“Slap & Tickle” Are they searching me out, or are they looking for something dirty? Do I care?
“Chris Evans Bulge” Who wouldn’t want to see that?
“Slap the Chicken” Is that like ‘choke the chicken’?
“Derek Cruise gay”
“Chris Evans Body” You had me at ‘bulge…’
“Rob Marciano Gay” I like where you’re going with this…
“Anderson Cooper Shirtless” Oh, YES! YES! YES! If you find them, send them to me!


Then there are those searches that make me say What. The. Fuck?
“Actress Sex”
“Americas [sic] Sexiest Women”
“Marlee Matlin”
“Editor-at-porn-magazine” (wha…?)
“Pictures of Beeker and Dr. Honeydew” (who looks for this?)
“Mornings of Slap & Tickle” Oh. My. God. Someone is actually looking for me? That is the craziest thing… ever.


Whore that I am... I'm 'Jonesing' for 10,000! There will be champagne that day!*





*A special thanks to the wonderful Lisa R. at work… she ran to Development at work and demanded wine (they’ve always got wine… or shirts… or anything with a freakin’ logo) and we drank on the train home. Then (and this is where I love her) she gave me the rest of the wine to take home. I finally drank it tonight. Good stuff… I’m totally buzzed. Probably shouldn’t be bragging about that, but it’s been a good weekend: went out with friends, got laid… talk about a capper…

**And I'll be totally hammered... you'll be lucky if I... I... (oh, the Hell with it... I think there is still a little left in the bottle... ooth... on noth... mah tonth ith thuth...)