I saw Fantastic Four this weekend... not so fantastic. I enjoyed the movie, but not because of the thinly veiled plot, the pedestrian writing, or the "acting." No, I enjoyed it strictly for one piece of eye candy: Chris Evans. My gawd... what an amazing hottie.
I loved him in Not Another Teen movie... why? Because he wore nothing but whipped cream in a scene.
He was brilliant in Cellular... why? Because he spent the first 5 minutes of the film (actually, 3 minutes and 26 seconds) without a shirt.
He's been in 9 other films, but I haven't seen them (or heard of them), probably because he kept his shirt on the whole time.
And now a brief word to lovely Mr. Evans:
Chris, Chris, Chris... you need to keep that shirt OFF. Shirt OFF = good. Shirt on = wha...?
Thus endeth the lessson.
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I whole heartedly agree...I want to lick the tonsils out of the back of his head. I left the theatre with blue balls after watching him strut around in that skin tight uniform!
Your Chris Evans is HOT!
You should see the UK version - google him! :)
I want to suck his nipples while he fucks me
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