Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Holy Moly! He's Purty...


This guy has obviously made a pact with the devil to look like this. How do I know? Because, he said to the devil, "Make me unbelievably cute with an amazing body, perfect skin and abs that people will kill for..." And the devil said, "Sure... but I'm gonna give you fucked up hair."

(click on the image to make it bigger... he really is quite lovely. But that hair! I fear straight-boys throughout the country will emulate that and that is so sad).

9 comments:

EGL said...

What are we to do with those cute boys who sport faux-hawks? My bad hair, dumb boy hating attitude says I should try not to sleep with them but other parts of my anatomy usually say otherwise. Vicious cycle it is!

Bhakti said...

I don't know...is this a man that looks like a rooster, or a rooster with great abs?? I can't really tell.

I have a feeling this guy is straight. He has this fearful look in his eye that says, "Oh crap...a bunch of gay guys are gonna be lookin' at this picture!" But, then again, he may just be pretending to be straight, so his parents don't find out. Go figure.
:P

Chris said...

EGL: I agree. My body parts are telling me that I like him... I like him SO much!

Bhakti: Sadly, I'm sure he is straight... but one can hope that he's easlily swayed when slightly inebriated...

Bhakti said...

I got ya!! ;)

p.s. I lived in NYC for many years, and I have to tell you...these 'straight' guys that get all buff like that, I don't always buy it. Seems a little fishy to me. I say, lets keep the well groomed look for the gay guys!!

Straight men who look like the guy above should be outlawed. It's not fair to the gay guys!!! (Am I allowed to say that??? It's with love and affection!) I guess this Stuart chap wouldn't fall into the well groomed category...by the looks of his hair. I guess I meant "Well ripped abs" category!

Miladysa said...

I think he looks like a rubber doll - I prefer something a bit more rugged ;)

L>T said...

I agree w/miladysa. My 20 year old son & his friends are real & have real muscles from work. This guy is a toy. Of course, my boys would not be caught dead in a magazine w/their shirts off & with that hair. They are straight & I don't think they will emulate that hair. All of them would like the muscles tho.
Love the clock

Scott E D said...

I have been trying to make the same pact with the devil since I was 15. Does anyone one have his number?

Chris said...
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Chris said...

Scott,

As a matter of fact, I do have his number, but the operator never puts anyone through--only the most evil get in.

However, you can go to his website at Satan