Who's next? Liberace? Do these things come in threes? Should Tom Cruise be shitting bricks right now?
I love what Chez has to say about this at Deus Ex Malcontent: "In other news, Djimon Honsou reveals that he's black, Dane Cook says he's a talentless douchebag, and Michael Jackson has confirmed that he wants to have sex with Clay Aiken."
Chris bakes, bartends, walks dogs, makes a lovely wedding gift, slices & dices, lifts & separates, cooks in only seconds, bends, folds, mutilates, dances, prances, soars, bores, snores, files, piles, dials, kneads reeds and beads, floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee, pickles prickly peppers, sells sea shells with Suzy by the sea shore, chucks wood with woodchucks, lifts stains effortlessly, is new AND improved, is the brother of three, the uncle of five, the father of none, and a direct descendant of a guy named Lazard. He was married in November 2015 to a handsome and amazing Frenchman named Frédéric.