Wednesday, October 05, 2005

We’ve Only Just Begun…

Wow. I never expected this. Nick & Jessica are over? How? Honestly, how did it last this long? Jeez, I would have been out the door the second Jessica uttered her infamous “Chicken of the Sea” question. I guess Nick really loved that rack…

My Prediction:
Nick’s career will falter for a while until he eventually succumbs to alcoholism when he’s in his early fifties, dying in the arms of a woman (by “arms” I mean “while in the middle of a squabble over payment to a tranny-hooker.”)

Jessica will do better career-wise, until a series of unfortunate plastic surgeries makes her all but impossible to recognize her as a human being much less as her former self. Her breasts, however, will have a long career long after both are forgotten.

Their 15 minutes lasted much longer than I thought they would.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we now present Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher…

2 comments:

Miladysa said...

Plastic people.

Miladysa said...

Meow!