What are you searching for?
(No, really, because—quite frankly—it’s a little weird)
So, I’m checking to see what brought people to my website over the past week and I made an amazing discovery: people are insane.
Do I blame the nut-job and their search, or the search engines connecting said nut-job to my site? Frankly, I don’t know—but the only way to find out would be to conduct a freaky word search and I think I know where that will get me: right back here. You know it’s true.*
Here is this week’s Top Ten most bizarre searches that brought people to the wonderful world of Slap & Tickle.
10. Rob Marciano
9. Hairy Tie
8. How to tie my scarf
7. Chad Myes++
5. Justin Baldoni++
3. Comproble (not comparable, but 'comproble')
2. grab bug
And the number one most bizarre search was:
1. small girl nuth
There is something very wrong with people out there…
My final thought on this—and I can’t stress this enough—Welcome, nut-jobs! Come for the funny, stay for the pie!
*Yes. Yes, it is.
++These brought individuals to S&T FOUR times each.
Link Latte 262 - *#262* - *Week of July 19, 2018* Possible Tomb of Alexander the Great? Found - [awesome discovery] This mural was destroyed at Rockefeller Center (info) - ...
2 hours ago