Friday, February 08, 2008

I’ll Miss Mitt A Little Bit

Presidential candidate and PowerPoint aficionado Mitt Romney has dropped out of the race. More importantly, his boys and their “popular blog” Five Brothers, will also be going. I’ll miss them. Well, looking at them. I can’t stand Mitt’s politics, but his boys are nice to ogle.

Actually, only three of the boys do it for me. Josh, Tagg, and über-sexy Matt. Ben was cute when he had a beard… now he looks kind of scary. Unfortunately, they are all straight. But I’ve known enough repressed Mormon boys in my day to know that they are not all squeaky-clean. Thems a little dirty…

I won’t miss Mitt… but I’ll miss his boys.

(Pssst! Matt… call me!)

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Oh, Jesus Christ...

Ted's Finally True to Himself




Well, poor Ted Haggard. First, he’s outed for buying drugs and hooking up with a gay escort. Then, after two weeks of therapy he became “completely heterosexual.” And now, well… now, he’s been booted out of the program to keep him straight.

I guess Ted’s just too fierce for The Hets. I keep wondering what that conversation was like to finally convince them that he wasn’t going to “turn”:
Counselor: “Ted, you need to pray harder!”
Ted: “Can I just suck your dick instead?”
Counselor: “Um… I think you should leave…”
Ted: “So, is that a ‘no’?”

Message to Ted:
Dude, look… you’re gay. You know it. I know it. God knows it. Everyone knows it. So, come out, already. Just come out. Start a big ole gay church—make it flashy and fun (you know you want to). Reinterpret The Bible (oh, it’s done all the time—you know it. I know it. God certainly knows it…) Get The Gays to give you money: they’ve got it; you want it—it’s a win/win.

Disadvantages: The religious nutjobs will hate you—but they already do. Doesn’t matter in their book.

Advantages: Still get to be a minister. Still get all that money. Get even more dick. Lots and lots of schlong-age! And you want that… you know it. I know it. And, Heaven knows that God knows it. After all, he made you (totally gay).

Special thanks to Scooter for the most excellent "Mr. Slave" pic--fantastic suggestion!

Who Should I Vote For?

85% John Edwards
85% Barack Obama
84% Hillary Clinton
84% Chris Dodd
79% Mike Gravel
78% Dennis Kucinich
77% Joe Biden
74% Bill Richardson
44% Rudy Giuliani
36% John McCain
26% Mike Huckabee
25% Mitt Romney
25% Tom Tancredo
16% Ron Paul
15% Fred Thompson

I took an online quiz that determines which candidate best suits my beliefs... Well, Edwards is out... I voted for Hillary, but as it seems to be going, Barak may not be such a bad choice for me. See who you should vote for...

Thanks to the adorable Brad from Southern Expressions for this.

Monday, February 04, 2008

Was This Game Not Totally Awesome?!

Sure, I would have liked a little more action in the middle, but the fact that “the 18-point underdog” New York Giants beat the New England Patriots was fantastic.

I have no love for Tom Brady. I think he’s a douche. Sure, you’re an excellent ball player, but don’t kid yourself, all that modeling is not because you are that good looking. So when you go off pouting that you’ve lost with one minute to play, without congratulating the team that beat you, you are a poor loser. Also, I know some people that went to high school with him and said he was a douche back then.

Still, he does have at least one asset:

As for Eli, he’s cute in that deer-caught-in-the-headlights sort of way. I want to protect and care for him… his brother is another story all together.


Payton Manning is a Stud. Just walking sex appeal. Yeah, there’s a bit of goofiness to him, but that’s part of his charm. Tall, brilliant athlete, and willing to be a goofball? The trifecta of what makes a dude hot in my book. (There’s more to the list, but let’s leave this as it is for now.)


Then there is Cooper Manning—the oldest brother who was injured playing football that can’t play anymore. He’s got the bedroom eyes, doesn’t he?





King of Commercials

Go Here. This thing was on auto-run and anytime someone came to my site the damn thing would start running. As much as I loved it... it was too damn much!

Made me tear up... [sniff]

Sunday, February 03, 2008

WTF?

Check out the below picture of a billboard near my house:


Yes, that's the refreshing mixture of Budweiser and Clamato. CLAMATO?! [hurl] What idiot came up with this idea? Seriously, how drunk do you have to be to say "Let's combine an alcoholic carbonated beverage with shit-juice"? I'm sure that both could use some improvement on their respective tastes--but this is not going to do it.
Is the Clamato sitting on shelves and they thought they'd get people to drink it by combining it with beer? If this is what they are serving in Guantanamo, it's worse that waterboarding...
God, I only hope this is an early April Fool's joke...

Friday, February 01, 2008

Stumped...

Okay, usually I can figure out the trick. But this one has me stumped. Very cool trick. I'm sure we must be missing something on the cut-aways...



Know the trick? Tell me...

Thursday, January 31, 2008

I am SUCH A Child



Laughed so hard, I farted… (Kidding. I’m kidding. I wasn’t laughing, yet…)
THX for Your Eyes

Turn up the volume, you want to hear this:



Hysterical, no?

Friday, January 25, 2008

SnūzNLūz



If I had this I’d never oversleep again. The risks would be too great!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Rest Peacefully...


They come in threes... but this time there were some surprises: Brad Renfro, 25; Heath Ledger, 28; Suzanne Pleshette, 70.

Renfro doesn't surprise me. I'm shocked, but not surprised. They guy seemed to have a tough go of it. I expected the Nick Nolte route, but didn't expect him to die quite so young.

Ledger. WTF? Like everyone else, I'm waiting to hear what the autopsy report says. However it goes, it's a sad end to a promising career.

And then we have Ms. Pleshette. From the time she was 21 to the time The Bob Newhart Show ended, she was never without a job. Her husky voice gave her a sultry sound that still makes me smile. She sounded so harsh in The Birds, and sweet in The Bob Newhart Show. I guess that's what acting is all about.

I think what surprised me the most is that Brittany Spears is not on this list. I know, I'm awful, but seriously, you know you were expecting it too, right? Of course right.

Sorry this is such an odd post... I'm tired, but I wanted to post.

Academy Award nomination information later...

Thursday, January 10, 2008

RIP

Christopher Bowman
I saw the headline "Skating Star Dies" and thought "Rudy Galindo passed away." Morbid thought, I know. Then I read the article about "Bowman the Showman" and none of it rang a bell. I was a good gay in the 80's and 90's and I followed skating pretty closely (they all had those firm, "up" butts that I just wanted to... er, touch). None of the pictures made me go "ah-ha!"

And then I saw this one:


"Ah-HA!

Poor guy, only 40... he was quite a cutie back in the day. He won the U.S. Men's figure skating championship in both '89 and '92. He also competed in two Olympic games (sadly, he did not medal in either).

He had troubles with bipolar issues and drugs. It is believed that drugs may have played a part in his death.

Edmund Hillary

Edmund Hillary who, with Tenzing Norgay, was the first to climb to the top of Mt. Everest has died. After descending his monumental climb he said simply, "We knocked the bastard off." An Adventurer, Conservationist, and Humanitarian, he was a great man.

He spent much of his later years trying to get word out about the condition of Everest and the people who live there. He raised around $250,000 a year for Nepalese children to build schools and provide scholarships.

What amazes me most about the man, is that he climbed Everest before there was the amazing amount of technical gear we have today. Gortex and the like were not around back in the 50's. He was the last of the great adventurers.

I'm off to Mexico for a cruise for a week... my first toast will be to Edmund.

Friday, January 04, 2008

I Gotta Watch More Rugby


I think I've been missing out: Check this video. I love me some Donncha O'Callaghan!

Woof!
2008: Off to a Good Start


Well, Britney fans (and those like me who loathe her), it looks like it will be an entertaining year for those on the Britney Watch. This chick is such a mess. By now, I should be feeling sorry for her. I should hope for her to get her life on track and to make a big splashy comeback that could be made into a movie we could all love…


…at this point, I’m thinking she’s going to pull an Anna Nicole Smith at any moment. At least Anna went before the Supreme Court looking smokin’—Brit-Brit spends most of her time looking slag slurping her Frappuccino.

Britney Spears is a sad, sad mess and I should pity her… but I’m having SO much fun with this. Everyday a new mess is created by her. It’s like watching someone jump off a building: I shouldn’t look, I know what’s going to happen, but I can’t look away.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Merry Christmas!

May the joy of the season be with you!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Vacation
(Get this party started)

Well, work is shut down until January 3, so the party has started a little early. Let's get this party started...

Ladies & Gentlemen: Miss Shirley Bassey in what has got to be the most FABulous song I've heard in a long time--and a pretty groovy video as well.



Unfortunately, iTunes USA does not have the song--iTunes UK does. Can I buy from the UK? No. Why? I don't know. Sometimes Apple can really fuck things up.

How can I get my party started if I don't have the theme song? Honestly...

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

It's Repeal Day!


Today is the anniversary of the 21st Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, repealing the 18th Amendment: the prohibition of alcohol.

So go out and have yourself a smart cocktail—or even a Flaming Moe—to celebrate!


Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Look, Kids! Parliament… Big Ben

I know I’m putting an awful lot of YouTube imbeds up, but I found this so enjoyable. I think what appeals to me the most is the fact that this is done in a Middle Eastern country. We hear so much about terrorism, jihadist movements and serious Muslims, but we rarely hear about their humorous side.

Watch. Enjoy… and “go around twice if you’re happy!”

Monday, December 03, 2007

FOX "News" Really Is A Joke!



According to Bill, Alf is going to stop by "from time to time to comment on World Events." FOX doesn't have anyone on staff that can do that? They have to hire a puppet? Oh, wait... everyone at FOX "News" already is a puppet!
Voting For Rudy



With credentials like these, how can the Republicans not make him their candidate?

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

The Future is Here


How much fun is this?

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Martha Kostyra
September 16th, 1914 - November 16th, 2007


Martha Stewart’s mom passed away on Friday. Lord knows, I love me some Martha—her mom was a real kick. At 93, she was still driving and still vibrant. How wonderful is that? That’s the way I want to go: a long, happy, healthy life and then—way past my 80’s—slip off into the night.

God Speed, Big Martha!

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Why am I not watching this show?



Talk about NUTS!

Shot at Love... some bizarre freakin' MTV show about a bi-girl picking out a partner between a group of guys and a group of girls.

I’m not even sure what’s going on… Bi girl, choosing between two full-on lesbians… it’s nucking futz! Seriously, you can’t beat girl-on-girl fights. Guys wimp out—they know to hold back. Girls? They’ll go for the jugular, no hesitation.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Question Answered.

You’ve wondered about it—I’ve wondered about it: Is Mickey Rourke still alive? Yes, folks, Johnny Handsome is still alive and getting arrested in Florida. For what you ask? Sex with a cop in a public bathroom.

No. No. I kid. He’s not a Republican. It was for drunk driving… on a Vespa. I kid you not.

Please check out his ears… you can see where his “plastic surgeon” did the tucking. Dude, seriously, get your money back. Or go have a drink… er, maybe not. At least go out and get a decent shirt. Sheesh…

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Um... I... Um... I have no response to this...

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Seismic Monitor


I’m in an earthquake preparedness kind of mood after Tuesday night (buying water, making sure my earthquake preparedness kit is up-to-date, etc.). I found this page on the fantasmical world wide web, courtesy of the Incorporated Research Institutions for Seismology—it lists all the seismic activity on the planet.



When you have a second, check out the “Ring of Fire,” and anyone on the Pacific Ocean on either the Americas or Asia get the idea that it’s not if an earthquake happens, but when.

If you’re as fascinated with earthquakes as I am, then you must go here.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Republican = Gays in da Closet


What the hell is going on? Repbulicans aren't just gay, they're freaks: public restrooms, (here, here, and here) payments, hustlers, and now lingerie... Talk about seriously needing to get laid...
Message to all Republicans: we all now assume you're gay. Deny it all you want, but Larry Craig, Bob Allen, Richard Curits, Joey DiFatta, et al have pretty much confirmed that you guys are a bunch of sexual deviants. Not for having sex with men, but the way you have sex with men. Keep it out of the public restrooms and headlines and keep it in the bedroom* where it belongs.


*with occasional trysts in the living room, kitchen, dining room, basement, garage, front porch, attic...

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Shaken, Not Stirred


The horror... the horror...
Okay, it's only a 5.6 and there is very little damage that I can see: a broken glass, some items that fell off a shelf, piles of unpaid bills scattered across my desk... in other words: Tuesday.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

SWEEP!


I've been quietly following the Sox all year... always out in front (at one point 13 games ahead in the East) and always the best average in MLB. I broke my rule of no watching tonight--I couldn't not watch (Saturday night I watched the first inning and was convinced they were going to lose because of me* so I turned off the game and went to bed).

I'm so happy for the guys... the hot, hot guys of The Boston Red Sox. Go and check them out. Oh, to be a bar of soap in the showers tonight... (sigh).

And kudos to Jason Butler... He called it back in April!


*because the world revolves around me--didn't you know?

Friday, October 26, 2007

Movie Looks Good... This Looks Cool




Insert your zip code and check out when sunset will be in your area.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Shoes for Thursday

I love this video (nsfw):



The week is --> <-- this close to being over! Let's celebrate with some shoes!
Mister Jalopy


Wow. Seriously, WOW! This site is so clever—this guy is a genius, to which I can only marvel. Mr. Jalopy likes to go around garage sales and collect things… then he restores, displays, admires, and shares them with the world. If you're into cars, you'll LOVE this site.

He’s been in Make magazine (on the cover, no less) and has appeared on BoingBoingTV. Check out his giant iPod (well, record converter to iTunes)

Monday, October 22, 2007

Sometimes It's About Fun...

I have a feeling it's going to be a long week. I think I need a little diversion... Where's Joan Crawford and some dance music when you need them?

Oh, here she is!



Joan Crawford Club Mix 2006
Uploaded by beachscenes

(for some reason I can't get the sound to start automatically... I have to hit the volume button next to the zoom feature to get the sound to start--so if you have problems, start there... then seek therapy... ha! I'm funny. No, really... I am... whatever. Just watch Joan... sheesh)

"Oh, Veda!"

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Gone, Baby, Gone


Joey Bishop, the last surviving member of the infamous Rat Pack passed away yesterday. He was 89. Joey was proceeded by Peter Lawford (1984), Sammy Davis Jr. (1990), Dean Martin (1995), and The Chairman of the Board, Frank Sinatra (1998). You just know they are having one hell of a show in Heaven.*
Rest in peace, Joey.
*Yeah, I know... I know...

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Desktop Meme


I'm not sure why I'm doing this, but other bloggers are doing it and I'm a slave to fashion... This is my work desktop. SO exciting, isn't it? Isn't it?
Stewie is funny...
Scariest Commercial... Ever.


The Backup: "Many are buying two... one for each side of the bed."

Somebody save us...





Friday, October 12, 2007

Run, Al, Run!


I found this on CBS online and it is well worth reading...

Gore Should Heed The Call — And Run
The Nation: After Winning A Nobel Prize, Al Gore's Next Logical Step Is The White House

Having now won the Norwegian Primary, it is reasonable to ask why Al Gore would want to slog his way through the snows of New Hampshire.

But the inconvenient truth is that never has the man who might yet be president needed to more seriously consider his personal legacy - not to mention the small matter of his potential to make the world anew - than now.

There is, after all, the matter of the open space at the end of what is now the most remarkable résumé of anyone seeking - or considering seeking - the presidency.

Let's review.

This is how Al Gore's résumé reads as of this morning:

Son of a great senator.

Harvard graduate, with honors.

Vietnam veteran.

Award-winning investigative journalist.

Congressman.

Senator.

Vice President.

Winner of the popular vote for President of the United States.

Best-selling author.

Environmental activist.

Academy Award winner.

And, now, Nobel Peace Prize winner - he shares the prize with the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change - for "their efforts to build up and disseminate greater knowledge about manmade climate change, and to lay the foundations for the measures that are needed to counteract such change."

As résumés go, that is one for the top of the pile.

But it begs the question: Shouldn't a man who has gotten this far be thinking about how to finish the journey?

And isn't the last stop the Oval Office?

To think that Gore is not pondering these questions today would be absurd.

Of course, the former vice president says, "The climate crisis is not a political issue, it is a moral and spiritual challenge to all of humanity."

No doubt about that.

But Gore cannot feign ignorance of his own "political issue." When he appeared in San Francisco on the eve of Friday morning's announcement, at a fundraising event for California Senator Barbara Boxer, the man of the hour tried to deliver an earnest address about climate change. But when he concluded his remarks, the crowd burst into chants of "Run Al Run!"

That message echoed the full-page ad that was placed by the burgeoning "Draft Gore for President" movement in the front section of Wednesday's New York Times. The advertisement bluntly suggested that the announced contenders for the Democratic presidential nomination lack Gore's “vision, standing in the world, and political courage" - not just with regard to climate change, but in his outspoken opposition to the war in Iraq, his defenses of civil liberties and his advocacy for a renewed commitment to science and reason.

"There are times for politicians and times for heroes. America and the Earth need a hero right now," read the Draft Gore movement's open letter to the soon-to-be Nobel man. "Please rise to this challenge, or you and millions of us will live forever wondering what might have been."

Now, that's pressure. But it is a velvet grip in which the peace prize winner finds himself.

Al Gore has arrived at the point that most politicians can only imagine in their wildest dreams. The entire world is asking him to be not merely a candidate but an ecological - not to mention, ideological - savior. And there is simply no question that he is viable. In fact, he is more viable than he has ever been.

Can Gore resist? Probably.

Should he resist? Probably not.

Sure, it will be said that Gore can do more to address climate change as a private citizen. But no one who as been so close to the presidency as he will miss the point that the most powerful official on the planet has some sway in matters involving the planet.

The last serious presidential prospect to win a Nobel Peace Prize was Teddy Roosevelt, who got the award when he was serving as president in 1906. (The Norwegians were impressed that he had convinced Japanese and Russian representatives to come to Portsmouth, New Hampshire, and that he had then gotten them to negotiate an end to a nasty little war they had been waging.)

Roosevelt exited the presidency in 1908 and almost immediately began to regret the decision. The peace prize was not enough to get Republicans to ditch his successor, the hapless William Howard Taft, and put Roosevelt at the head of their 1912 ticket. But TR did run the most successful third-party presidential campaign of the 20th century that year - as a "Bull Moose" Progressive.

Roosevelt never got over his belief that, had he just won the Republican nomination in 1912, he would again have been president. And, eight years later, at a point after the horrors of World War I when people were taking peace prizes rather more seriously, he was widely encouraged to make a run for the Republican nomination that probably would have secured him not just the party line but the presidency.

Roosevelt did not need much encouragement. Barely 60 - the age Gore will turn next March - the Rough Rider was ready for one more charge; indeed, family members and friends reported that he was raring to go.

Only the coronary embolism that did him in on January 6, 1919, was powerful enough to cure TR's case of presidency lust. And there is no reason to believe that Al Gore, a man who bid first for the presidency in 1988, considered running in 1992, spent eight years as an understudy, then bid again in 2000 - winning the Democratic nomination and the popular vote, but losing the job on a 5-4 technical call by the Supreme Court - is any less inclined that Roosevelt was to give it another try.

There will be a lot of "fire-in-the-belly" talk over the next few days.

But Al Gore should not be worrying about checking his gut.

He should be thinking about the résumé he has spent a lifetime preparing.

It is more impressive than ever.

Unfortunately, the suddenly more impressive character of Gore's résumé only serves to emphasize that it remains incomplete.

A Nobel Prize for Peace is a fine honor. But take it from a man who won the presidency and the prize but could not leave the political arena.

"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better," Teddy Roosevelt said as he prepared another run for the White House. "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

By John Nichols
Reprinted completely without permission from the The Nation.
Is that TR quote not the most inspiring thing ever? Makes me almost forget I'm a slacker... However, if Al decides to run, I will campaign for that man like never before... seriously, I've never really campaigned for someone. I will volunteer--answer phones, walk precincts, kiss babies, talk to Republicans--no job too ugly...

Friday, October 05, 2007

"Joker... Joker... And a Triple!"


...And here's another one!

Seriously, what is up with the Republicans? I never thought I'd say this to a Republican, but "KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!" Sheesh...

Monday, October 01, 2007

That’s All Folks

We lost two good ones today…


“Moneypenny! What gives?”
Lois Maxwell, better known as Miss Moneypenny in over a dozen Bond films passed away this weekend. In my book she is the only Moneypenny. Granted, she was getting a little long in the tooth for the role of the woman pining over an increasingly younger Bond, but she was a constant. Her last Bond film was A View to A Kill—also known as a giant piece of shit. Not a good way to exit. I didn’t know that she won a Golden Globe in 1947 for her work in a Shirley Temple film. More about her at The New York Times.



Call of the Champions
Being a complete and total klutz, I’m a big Olympic-phile. I love the pomp & circumstance, the drama, the history, etc. of the Olympics (I get all misty during the opening ceremonies and cry when the torch is lit. Yep. Tears streaming down my face. I’m such a sap). So, when an athlete as amazing as Al Oerter passes, I feel it must be noted.

Oerter competed in the discus event in FOUR consecutive Olympics (1956 – 1968)—winning a gold medal each time! Sure, egomaniac Carl Lewis had a similar achievement, but his was even more remarkable, as The New York Times noted: “Oerter’s sweep was all the more remarkable because in each case he broke the Olympic record, beat the world record holder, overcame an injury and was not the favorite to win. His winning throws were 184 feet 11 inches in Melbourne in 1956, 194-2 in Rome in 1960, 200-1 in Tokyo in 1964 and 212-6 in Mexico City in 1968.” Unlike Lewis, Mr. Oerter was humble in his victory: “The first one, I was really young; the second, not very capable; the third, very injured; the fourth, old.”

He came close to winning a spot on the 1980 Olympic team (coming in fourth) and attempted to get on the team again in 1984 at the age of 47, but tore a calf muscle and had to bow out. He continued to compete in events for men over 40 until his 60’s and worked as a motivational speaker.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Folsom!

Sunday was the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco. A wholesome family-affair celebrating the leather fetish scene and those that like to watch (me)!

It’s much like many small town festivals, except the crowd is mostly men, mostly half-naked, and there are people flogging and peeing on each other. I’m sure they have similar festivals in Kansas and Oklahoma…

I did manage to see some wonderful things… most of which I can’t show you.

However, here are some of the highlights of what I saw:

Celebrities!

Batman & Robin(?)


Porn Stars!

The Uber-Sexy Jason Ridge (with the camera)


Alex Collack (looking right at the camera… and into my soul!)



Men in Lederhosen (wtf?)



Men in Love


Games!
Men Playing Twisted Twister



Lots of Men in Chaps



Men without Pants (note the shadow…)



LOTS of People


In case you were wondering… some women did show up, however, while she did wear a “wrap” of sorts, this young lady seems to have misplaced her bra!

Not Shy...

And I did manage to find a few old friends… but they requested I not post any pictures:
(Oops! Sorry, buddy!)

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Lecture of A Lifetime

Randy Pausch, a 46-year-old Carnegie Mellon computer science professor, gave his last lecture last week, and it is amazing. Professor Pausch is dying of pancreatic cancer and only has a few months to live. However, he is still in remarkable shape and is a brilliant and compelling speaker.

Here are parts one and two—the lecture is quite long (many more parts) but it is well worth it. It’s heartbreaking that such a brilliant mind will not be with us much longer. But it is heartwarming to watch such a brilliant speaker at his peak.

Here’s to achieving your dreams.



Friday, September 14, 2007

My Kinda Town...


Off to Chicago for a week. When I return, I hope to have some wonderful stories--happy, happy stories. (Okay, I'm hoping to get lucky...).

Have a great week!

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Keep The Fifth Graders Away From Me...


Mingle2 Free Online Dating - Science Quiz


Certainly explains a lot, doesn't it?

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

In Defense of Britney Spears

I’ve heard a lot about Britney Spears’ performance on the VMA’s last weekend and I’m shocked at how gleeful everyone seems to be at this poor girl’s folly. So far, I have seen only one brave and rational soul stand up and speak out for the poor girl:



Personally, I have not seen the performance, but I think someone needs to defend the girl’s actions.

I will do just that, right after I watch her performance:



Um… I got nothing.

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Some People are Just Unlucky (i.e. ME)

I started driving when I was 18. Yes, I procrastinated. The whole thing scared me: 2 ton vehicle + “you can kill someone” + “Red Asphalt” = scared to drive. Eventually, I got over it and drove without incident for over 23 years.

Then, in 2005 some idiot came flying out of a parking lot, hit me and ruined my perfect record. After filing claims and going for a month without my car, I finally got my car back. But I’ve been forever a little skittish driving. I kept waiting for someone else to smash into me.

So it surprised me a few months ago when I was driving home from a booty call and merging onto a busy road in SF when I rear-ended a woman! Never a good thing... It cost me $800 and I’m sure my insurance will go up, so I’m even more skittish about driving.

And then today happened…

As I was driving home, traffic on Page Mill Road was very slow, as a bus rear-ended a car. It looked as if they were stuck together. It stayed with me the whole way home: you never know when someone isn’t paying attention and they run right into you. I did it, others do all the time.

There are four lanes in the exit off of 880 South onto Hamilton Avenue: (starting from the left) Lane #1 is a left only turn, Lane #2 is a left only turn, Lane #3 can go left or straight, and Lane #4 is right turn only. I was in Lane #3 going left. Crusher was in Lane #2, deciding that he wanted to go straight…

Quick quantum physics lesson: two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time.

The bastard hit me. For your viewing pleasure, a satellite photo of the intersection is below. Note the lanes are clearly marked, note how I’m turning and how he’s hitting me! My insurance is going to skyrocket (if they don’t drop me) and I’m sure this will be another point on my driving record—all crap I don’t need.


Tomorrow I think I’ll take the train to work, because I don’t think my poor car can take anymore…

Katey Sagal: Singer


Last night I went to The Plush Room and saw Katey Sagal perform. WOW! She was fantastic. I knew the woman could sing, but I didn’t know she could SING!

I was so impressed, after the show I bought her album (she signed it) and today, I went to her website and bought another of her albums.

Ms. Sagal puts on a FANTASTIC show—her band was great and the audience (small, but good sized for a Wednesday cabaret show) was really into her. I was impressed by the number of younger people there (in their 20’s). With cabaret acts, I expect to be making up the younger demographic.

Jilly-bean and I met this wonderful couple who recently moved from New Orleans (they loved the show, too) and a couldn’t-be-cuter young, hipster gay couple sitting directly in front of us enjoyed the show as well.

She writes most of her songs, so she is not singing The American Songbook, which is new for me. I’m used to Andrea Marcovicci (whom I adore), but this was so different, yet equally entertaining.

Katey Sagal continues through September 8, and if you’re in the San Francisco Bay Area, I strongly encourage you to see the show. And if she’s coming to your town, go and see her, you won’t be disappointed!